Scarlet Moffatt

[RomanReigns]

not my cup of tea

well actually i don't drink tea so...

not my cup of coffee

 

[The binman chronicles]

For the most part she seems down to earth and someone who would be easy to get on with and to me that is a lot better than some of the other girls on reality shows that may be fitter, but are clearly just not very nice human beings.

 

[Frang]

For the most part she seems down to earth and someone who would be easy to get on with and to me that is a lot better than some of the other girls on reality shows that may be fitter, but are clearly just not very nice human beings.

she's defo more 'girl next door' .. than a reality craving monster!

 

[SerenityNigh]

lolThis went from my least favourite thread ever to my favourite. Great work guys

If this is what mumsnet threads are like, I need to get on mumsnet

 

[MarkK1988]

my mrs made me watch a bit of that celebs go dating, that gemma collins is just the worst. she really is a horrible person

 

[SiEdmo]

my mrs made me watch a bit of that celebs go dating, that gemma collins is just the worst. she really is a horrible person

vile vile vile collection of atoms and flesh that thing

 

[SiEdmo]

for what its worth, I reckon scarlett would give a boss gobble, be like she hasn't eaten for 3 days then gets let loose on a chippy sausage

and for anyone offended, I mean she would be a good fancy dress turkey or something...honest

 

[evertondotcom]

Crying at this.

Did you achieve your goal?

She seems a nice girl and fair play to her, sorted her parents out and making as much of it as quickly as possible.

I didn't horse her no - like I said I huffed and I puffed but she just wasn't game. I reckon she had a fair whack of sausage out there though, an entire summer working in Magaluf, imagine that? Jesus.

I bummed my first ever girl in Magaluf (sorry mods if this isn't family friendly). A girl who was working there selling jagerbombs took a liking to me and I ended up back in here very grim workers accommodation. She didn't have a door on her room, she had a curtain. The lads aptly named her the Jager Monster, cause' she was a [Poor language removed] mess.

I threw my finger up her bottom mid session and she promptly requested me to go where many men I imagine have gone before. I obviously oblidged.

I got tested when I got back and I was clean as a whistle. Couldn't believe it.

 

[COYBL25]

I didn't horse her no - like I said I huffed and I puffed but she just wasn't game. I reckon she had a fair whack of sausage out there though, an entire summer working in Magaluf, imagine that? Jesus.

I bummed my first ever girl in Magaluf (sorry mods if this isn't family friendly). A girl who was working there selling jagerbombs took a liking to me and I ended up back in here very grim workers accommodation. She didn't have a door on her room, she had a curtain. The lads aptly named her the Jager Monster, cause' she was a [Poor language removed] mess.

I threw my finger up her bottom mid session and she promptly requested me to go where many men I imagine have gone before. I obviously oblidged.

I got tested when I got back and I was clean as a whistle. Couldn't believe it.

Classy.

I like it.

 

[arch stanton]

I didn't horse her no - like I said I huffed and I puffed but she just wasn't game. I reckon she had a fair whack of sausage out there though, an entire summer working in Magaluf, imagine that? Jesus.

I bummed my first ever girl in Magaluf (sorry mods if this isn't family friendly). A girl who was working there selling jagerbombs took a liking to me and I ended up back in here very grim workers accommodation. She didn't have a door on her room, she had a curtain. The lads aptly named her the Jager Monster, cause' she was a [Poor language removed] mess.

I threw my finger up her bottom mid session and she promptly requested me to go where many men I imagine have gone before. I obviously oblidged.

I got tested when I got back and I was clean as a whistle. Couldn't believe it.

Any pictures bro? You' better pm me with them

 

[evertondotcom]

Any pictures bro? You' better pm me with them

Somewhere vaulted away - I'll try and dig it out later.

 

[larrygobfiend]

I didn't horse her no - like I said I huffed and I puffed but she just wasn't game. I reckon she had a fair whack of sausage out there though, an entire summer working in Magaluf, imagine that? Jesus.

I bummed my first ever girl in Magaluf (sorry mods if this isn't family friendly). A girl who was working there selling jagerbombs took a liking to me and I ended up back in here very grim workers accommodation. She didn't have a door on her room, she had a curtain. The lads aptly named her the Jager Monster, cause' she was a [Poor language removed] mess.

I threw my finger up her bottom mid session and she promptly requested me to go where many men I imagine have gone before. I obviously oblidged.

I got tested when I got back and I was clean as a whistle. Couldn't believe it.

Big fan here. Can we start a new thread dedicated to your filthy liaisons please?

 

[evertondotcom]

Big fan here. Can we start a new thread dedicated to your filthy liaisons please?

This particular sexual encounter is quite the story - I don't think typing it up does it justice.

I still have a stroke thinking about it every now and then, she was absolutely filthy.

I do remember making a quick dart after a few hours with her to try and find my hotel and having really weak, shakey legs cause' I'd tried really hard. I got me and me mate a ham butty on the way home cause' I was starving.

If you ever get the chance to go to Magaluf, go for it. It's no holds barred.

 

[Connor]

I didn't horse her no - like I said I huffed and I puffed but she just wasn't game. I reckon she had a fair whack of sausage out there though, an entire summer working in Magaluf, imagine that? Jesus.

I bummed my first ever girl in Magaluf (sorry mods if this isn't family friendly). A girl who was working there selling jagerbombs took a liking to me and I ended up back in here very grim workers accommodation. She didn't have a door on her room, she had a curtain. The lads aptly named her the Jager Monster, cause' she was a [Poor language removed] mess.

I threw my finger up her bottom mid session and she promptly requested me to go where many men I imagine have gone before. I obviously oblidged.

I got tested when I got back and I was clean as a whistle. Couldn't believe it.

This is wonderful.

 

[SiEdmo]

This particular sexual encounter is quite the story - I don't think typing it up does it justice.

I still have a stroke thinking about it every now and then, she was absolutely filthy.

I do remember making a quick dart after a few hours with her to try and find my hotel and having really weak, shakey legs cause' I'd tried really hard. I got me and me mate a ham butty on the way home cause' I was starving.

If you ever get the chance to go to Magaluf, go for it. It's no holds barred.

cant vouch for this enough, me mate nobbed some bird with one arm, and he didn't even know, go figure

funniest moment on one of my trips there was not bird related tho, foam party, lost me mate, found him abar an hour later swimming through the foam along the floor like a bladdered fish