Scarlet Moffatt

[evertondotcom]

cant vouch for this enough, me mate nobbed some bird with one arm, and he didn't even know, go figure

funniest moment on one of my trips there was not bird related tho, foam party, lost me mate, found him abar an hour later swimming through the foam along the floor like a bladdered fish

I had a woman (I say woman, cause I was 18 or 19 at the time and she had a few years on me, she was about 27/28 offer to have sex with me in the foam. I said no, but my hotel was round the corner we could pop back there and come back in half an hour. She turned round and said no she would rather do it in the foam.

I just carried on fingering her at the bar in BCM whilst her mate just stood watching.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Now look what your casual misogyny and 1970s ethics has caused @bullybeef ! Law abiding citizens are now openly causing chaos through the thread, talking about STD tests, necrophilia and buggery! The thread has turned to anarchy. One poster even said he was going to drink some poor deceased ladies ashes as part of his workout routine!

We tried to warn you but you said it was all in the name of Bantz! Well look where your lad bible Bantz has got you now

 

[COYBL25]

This is wonderful.

It`s true romance, GOT stlyee lol

 

[COYBL25]

Now look what your casual misogyny and 1970s ethics has caused @bullybeef ! Law abiding citizens are now openly causing chaos through the thread, talking about STD tests, necrophilia and buggery! The thread has turned to anarchy. One poster even said he was going to drink some poor deceased ladies ashes as part of his workout routine!

We tried to warn you but you said it was all in the name of Bantz! Well look where your lad bible Bantz has got you now

I fully expect the forums very own Claire Raynor, to be along anytime soon, to make some serious representations to the GOT moderation team, on behalf of common decency.

 

[Toast]

It`s true romance, GOT stlyee lol

Your so cool.

 

[larrygobfiend]

Your so cool.

*You're

 

[Sir Alan]

Those suffergetes didn’t go through hell for this Danny Evo

 

[COYBL25]

Those suffergetes didn’t go through hell for this Danny Evo

Neither did @bullybeef`s mum either

 

[BlueLlama]

Neither did @bullybeef`s mum either

She gets to spend all eternity inside @Baines' left foot the lucky bitch

 

[COYBL25]

She gets to spend all eternity inside @Baines' left foot the lucky bitch

She`s now part of the texture of his impressive body, that can be seen resplendent in a size too small pink vest, at various Pride events across the country.

 

[COYBL25]

@bullybeef I`d like to thank you for the gift of this thread.

We haven`t had one like this for ages.

Any chance you can start another, maybe on the pros and cons of cremation v burial ?

 

[larbert toffee]

I had a woman (I say woman, cause I was 18 or 19 at the time and she had a few years on me, she was about 27/28 offer to have sex with me in the foam. I said no, but my hotel was round the corner we could pop back there and come back in half an hour. She turned round and said no she would rather do it in the foam.

I just carried on fingering her at the bar in BCM whilst her mate just stood watching.

You sure know how to show a girl a good time.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I just carried on fingering her at the bar in BCM whilst her mate just stood watching.

Classy bird, your finger must have stunk!

You sure her mate wasn't dead? @Baines' left foot

 

[bullybeef]

@bullybeef I`d like to thank you for the gift of this thread.

We haven`t had one like this for ages.

Any chance you can start another, maybe on the pros and cons of cremation v burial ?

It’s my pleasure.

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Oh I’m an arse man, love to bend her over and go town on that huge arse. Bonus, she has massive tits as well

I had a woman (I say woman, cause I was 18 or 19 at the time and she had a few years on me, she was about 27/28 offer to have sex with me in the foam. I said no, but my hotel was round the corner we could pop back there and come back in half an hour. She turned round and said no she would rather do it in the foam.

I just carried on fingering her at the bar in BCM whilst her mate just stood watching.

You two would really get on

For what it's worth I'd wager good money that Ms Moffatt is exactly the type of woman that 95% of the men on this board chased around after at bars and clubs in their youth.