So I believe - I am an old man - tired - not feeling that good today ....
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So he should as well, he’s a 36 year old who played 12 games last season.
Baines
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Not heard anything at all or read anything about him since he joined the coaching staff.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Seems like hes been with the u18s for a while now and made it to Head Coach.
Any achievments during that time?
Car Darlingtons 'hairline' is disturbing me...
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Full. On. Zat.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
That speaks to his character at least. He knows he won't be as accessible to the squad as much as he use to be, but I genuinely think he still wants to be a part of the club, so he took a pay cut to be fair.
Do you think your good old buddy Ashley did the same, considering his age?
HA! Not a chance!
Ash-dawg's looking for one last huge pay off, that's for sure!
Yo, don't be hatin' on the playa, be hatin' on the game, son!
Ash-dawg's looking for one last huge pay off, that's for sure!
Yo, don't be hatin' on the playa, be hatin' on the game, son!
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
That speaks to his character at least. He knows he won't be as accessible to the squad as much as he use to be, but I genuinely think he still wants to be a part of the club, so he took a pay cut to be fair.
Do you think your good old buddy Ashley did the same, considering his age?
HA! Not a chance!
Ash-dawg's looking for one last huge pay off, that's for sure!
Yo, don't be hatin' on the playa, be hatin' on the game, son!
His agent must be Les Grossman.
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
He definitely goes home and then showers himself in 100 pound notes, naked...
While jamming and singing to something lame like The Black Eyed Peas:
'I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin' my style
They try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next sh.t now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom, boom, boom
That future boom, boom, boom
Let me get it now'
Seamus Coleman is an Evertonian, he has and continues to be a great servant of the club. If only we had a team full of players with his commitment we wouldn’t be facing relegation battles year in year out. Even though he is at the end of a glorious career I would prefer him than an awful lot of our team.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £35m
Knew when to retire unlike this pensioner.
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