2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

[billyblue80]

Messi and Ronaldo wouldn't score goals under this fella's anti football management.

Its soul destroying to watch isn't it, we have even lost the Goodison factor because the fans are flat as a pancake because Dyche gives us nothing to get behind.

 

[Lob]

Its soul destroying to watch isn't it, we have even lost the Goodison factor because the fans are flat as a pancake because Dyche gives us nothing to get behind.

He has sucked all enjoyment out of it mate. I find it hard to even motivate myself to watch us. Worst i have seen in a long time. Even Gravy played more exciting football and that was diabolical too.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Forget Dyche and the tactics or anything else for a moment.

How many goals would Andrei Kanchelskis have scored if he was playing rather than Jack 'barndoor' Harrison ?

How many additional points would we have?

Sometimes it may be the manager, tactics AND the players that need to be improved.

One thing im certain of is that a super right winger this season and we'd be 11-14th.

Not if the super right winger's job first and foremost is to track back and defend.

 

[milks]

I honestly have no idea what they are waiting for?

For the right manager to be available.

 

[billyblue80]

He has sucked all enjoyment out of it mate. I find it hard to even motivate myself to watch us. Worst i have seen in a long time. Even Gravy played more exciting football and that was diabolical too.

Those still supporting Dyche don't seem to factor in how utterly demoralising it is to watch and the fact that goodison support has been a factor in keeping us up in recent seasons. Now its gone because we are just utterly depressed at watching such cowardly negative football. That is part of what is costing us points too. Those on the outside don't have to watch Dyche's dross too. We have regressed even from last season which wasn't a high bar anyway as we went months without a win then too.

 

[chicoazul]

He has sucked all enjoyment out of it mate. I find it hard to even motivate myself to watch us. Worst i have seen in a long time. Even Gravy played more exciting football and that was diabolical too.

Can’t stop laughing at being able to call a precious manager “gravy” and everyone knows who it is. Never change Everton.

 

[Marius57]

Can’t stop laughing at being able to call a precious manager “gravy” and everyone knows who it is. Never change Everton.

Brown shoes, Moon head, gravy and gravel.

 

[chicoazul]

Brown shoes, Moon head, gravy and gravel.

It’s fair to say that we as Evertonians truly love our leaders. Bring us more!

 

[navidson]

Brown shoes, Moon head, gravy and gravel.

Sounds like the cast from a classic Enid Blyton novel

 

[chicoazul]

Sounds like the cast from a classic Enid Blyton novel

Hahahaha.

 

[trueblue84]

Brown shoes, Moon head, gravy and gravel.

"Bisto tits" and "tapas tits" are the best manager names. All our managers from now on should be referred to as "[insert descriptive term] tits"

 

[Toffeepot]

After 18 games last season we had:
scored 8 more
conceded 2 less
won 5 more
1 point more including 8points deduction
Relegation teams doing better this year too
Not good enough, he's gotta go

 

[turner]

I've a #ThankYouGaffer super king bedsheets ready to go

Was it hard to print on the rubber?

 

[blueconverse]

Brown shoes, Moon head, gravy and gravel.

The only one I heard for Silva was Captain Charisma but it never stuck

 

[Delargeinho]

After 18 games last season we had:
scored 8 more
conceded 2 less
won 5 more
1 point more including 8points deduction
Relegation teams doing better this year too
Not good enough, he's gotta go

We played better football as well, we had worse individual quality and 3 of 4 attackers back then are starting the majority of time. It's indeed shocking. We are not even creating big chances anymore.