2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

[Nymzee]

Dyche watches women wrestle naked in baked beans.

Evolved Fights

*taps nose

 

[allen]

Dyche watches women wrestle naked in baked beans.

But only for the beans.

Loads and loads of beans.

 

[jaycee]

Dyche watches women wrestle naked in baked beans.

Defo still orders readers wives mags

 

[blue to the bone]

There’s still a tiny band of his supporters on here, that still think this is the case.

#thanksgaffer

One still missing since Sunday
Hope he's OK!

 

[Frenk]

I thought he was some kind of miracle worker for a bit. Apologies to all on the side of sanity, I wasn’t myself.

 

[Goat]

Just my personal view, but I think you could take any manager from Championship to National league, ask them to set up the same way and the difference in results would be marginal, maybe a point or a couple of goals more or less

I think you could stick a traffic cone in the dugout and it would improve the results.

 

[Davideeyore]

I watched it. I was pleased Giulia mentioned that he'd been here 2 years but he managed to waffle through. So he still blames issues (like scoring) as a problem before he arrived. There's the media reality that doesn't give a toss about our malaise, there's the Dyche reality and then there's our reality. I should add that the Dyche reality is also the same from the club. There's just no urgency to actually want to go forward (as a club). It's just about self preservation. He finished by saying something like "I'm very happy".

 

[allen]

I thought he was some kind of miracle worker for a bit. Apologies to all on the side of sanity, I wasn’t myself.

We all get things wrong, and we're all allowed to change our mind.

Despite what the vaulters might think.

 

[COYBL25]

Nar, Dyche has no supporters left.

The only people still defending him at this point just really enjoy arguing on the Internet.

There is nothing to defend at this point.

Quite true, as some of the same ones dug into the bitter end with Benitez too.

I think it’s fair to say, I call them traitors.

 

[Goat]

I watched it. I was pleased Giulia mentioned that he'd been here 2 years but he managed to waffle through. So he still blames issues (like scoring) as a problem before he arrived. There's the media reality that doesn't give a toss about our malaise, there's the Dyche reality and then there's our reality. I should add that the Dyche reality is also the same from the club. There's just no urgency to actually want to go forward (as a club). It's just about self preservation. He finished by saying something like "I'm very happy".

200k a week makes people happy.

 

[allen]

I watched it. I was pleased Giulia mentioned that he'd been here 2 years but he managed to waffle through. So he still blames issues (like scoring) as a problem before he arrived. There's the media reality that doesn't give a toss about our malaise, there's the Dyche reality and then there's our reality. I should add that the Dyche reality is also the same from the club. There's just no urgency to actually want to go forward (as a club). It's just about self preservation. He finished by saying something like "I'm very happy".

The not scoring thing really bugs me.

I can't get over how many have thought (and maybe still do) that the lack of goals is entirely on the players' inability to finish - and that is exclusively their problem (all of them), not the coaching team's.

 

[MikeH72]

Dyche watches women wrestle naked in baked beans.

Dyche watches compilations of Tarky and Keano heading corners away instead of porn.

 

[DanEFC92]

What happens when you somehow build the slowest frontline going

 

[efcste97]

Nar, Dyche has no supporters left.

The only people still defending him at this point just really enjoy arguing on the Internet.

There is nothing to defend at this point.

Before the Forest game, the people defending him were either those with a personal connection to him, (had a bevvy/ conversations with him), or people who don’t go to or watch the matches. Now, most of those defending him aren't anymore because there’s simply nothing to defend. Bournmouth should've been the turning point.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I watched it. I was pleased Giulia mentioned that he'd been here 2 years but he managed to waffle through. So he still blames issues (like scoring) as a problem before he arrived. There's the media reality that doesn't give a toss about our malaise, there's the Dyche reality and then there's our reality. I should add that the Dyche reality is also the same from the club. There's just no urgency to actually want to go forward (as a club). It's just about self preservation. He finished by saying something like "I'm very happy".

Yep. Just watched it myself and it's clear that the media are finally starting to catch on to the fact that he's rigid and seemingly unwilling to change things up. Giulia Bould in particular has stressed to point out the facts & figures over his time here and how bad they look.

Unsurprisingly, he continues to serve up the same old soundbites that ultimately boil down to 'we try, but it really isn't easy..'