2022/23 Sean Dyche

[jonnyboy316]

Dyche ball it is. The stigma around him will mean we will struggle even more to attract a certain profile of player. Presumably he won’t agree to an end of season contract. Would like to think he would have to survive to trigger a one year extension. Would be even more depressing to have Dyche in the championship

 

[Shibbywiggles]

It’s a typical Sunday afternoon. Sean Dyche is reading the morning paper.

He suddenly folds it, slaps his knees and lets out a slight sigh.

“Those potatoes aren’t going to peel themselves” he says.

It’s the only part of the roast he does except carve the meat
Then when someone compliments the meal he says ‘yeah I agree. The shape of the potatoes and cut of the meat were perfect ha ha ha ha ha ha’

 

[nsno-chris]

Why are we believing the mirror?

Well I’m using it to push Kev over the cliff

Almost there

 

[lancs blue]

Looks like Henry 8th

Not many people lived long under him

Denise has already written her will

 

[Jamiednm]

lo

lol
we’re down who ever

Agreed mate. I’ve made peace with it, that’s probably why 99% of my posts are tongue-in-cheek gallows humour.

 

[Dad watched Dixie]

Why are we believing the mirror?

because they're more believable than the Everton board

 

[Wat Tyler]

Devastated

 

[HouldingMania]

Disgraceful if true.

 

[matty1878]

Agreed mate. I’ve made peace with it, that’s probably why 99% of my posts are tongue-in-cheek gallows humour.

yearh i have mate. when it’s done then i will break down imo

 

[Stu_W_Efc]

They didn't have technical players because the dinosaur manager didn't by any. This isn't a chicken or egg thing. It's on Dyche.

Done well to get them promoted and stayed in the league for a few years. Burnley were scraping the bottom of the barrel for signings.

 

[matty1878]

Devastated

Disgraceful if true.

who we’re we getting lads? it was someone crap no matter ffs

 

[Wat Tyler]

FOUR WINS IN THIRTY

 

[Kev The Rat]

The lowest point yet if this cave dweller takes charge

 

[matty1878]

Done well to get them promoted and stayed in the league for a few years. Burnley were scraping the bottom of the barrel for signings.

same at us then

 

[Librarian]

Sean Dyche has soft boiled eggs and soldiers for breakfast every day