2022/23 Sean Dyche

[ProZ]

Sean Dyce eats cheese puffs wrapped
In orange peel

 

[Armaghtoffee]

His breath smells like pedigree chum liver and chicken flavour

I still have 3 cases of that from lockdown.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Feel abit sly here ...poor fella is getting crucified hahaha

 

[cronullasharks]

Sean Dyche calls Burnley the jewel of the north

 

[JimmyJeffers]

At some point in his life and for reasons unknown, he has definitely crapped in a lunchbox

 

[The binman chronicles]

Sean Dyches favourite pastime is playng lookalikes with his mates in the pub







oh wait, thats actually true

How does he know @Bungle ??

 

[nsno-chris]

Sean Dyche calls Burnley the jewel of the north

don't we all?

 

[allen]

Sean Dyche licks his dog’s face.

 

[ShrinkwrappedTurkey]

Sean Dyche gargles carpet tacks

 

[LocalNative]

Sean Dyche takes his own bacon on holiday.

Hahahahahaha

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Guaranteed he had bright yellow sweat patches on his school shirts as a kid

 

[LocalNative]

Sean Dyche brushes his teeth with cod liver oil

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Sean Dyche uses IZAL bog paper

 

[Thomasc]

Sean Dyche takes his own bacon on holiday.

Both me and the Mrs howling at this

 

[Clarky cat]

He wouldn't be most fans first choice. But doesn't matter now.

18 games to save us.

I've got feeling by end of season, we'll be thinking we should've got him in earlier.
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well thats a relief because most Everton fans are absolutely insane