2022/23 Sean Dyche

[JimmyJeffers]

Drives a big brown Volvo estate, cos (as he likes to tell his Mrs) this has the most room for his farts.

 

[sd_1992]

People might have said the same thing of Howe - "scraping relegation" "going down" etc. but, crazy as it seems, not all clubs are pushing their ceiling at that level

Howe would have failed at Everton.

 

[cronullasharks]

Sean Dyche gets confused how sean is pronounced shaun, he is unsure what to introduce himself as

 

[mccole]

Dyche's Doggies

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Sean Dyche is hopeful in anticipating a follow through on EVERY fart.

 

[The binman chronicles]

His chewing gum is actually curry flavoured razor wire.

 

[Tommy F]

Over his whole time at Burnley he average just under 1.1 points per game.

If he manages his average that's 35 points.

 

[ProZ]

Sean Dyce called Keane a Rolls Royce

This is not a drill, he did actually say that on talksport

 

[allen]

View attachment 202535View attachment 202536Dyche's Doggies

I hope exactly what “the doggies” are remains a mystery for all time.

 

[windymiller]

Over his whole time at Burnley he average just under 1.1 points per game.

If he manages his average that's 35 points.

The gaffer.

 

[COYBL25]

Drives a big brown Volvo estate, cos (as he likes to tell his Mrs) this has the most room for his farts.

The back seats also fold down to make a bed, should he get lucky whilst he`s out and about.

He also has a bumper sticker, which reads - " If it`s rockin, don`t come knockin "

 

[Clarky cat]

Sean Dyche invented the giraffe by upper cutting a horse

Why’s it a different colour then? You‘re talking shizzle mate

 

[The binman chronicles]

Over his whole time at Burnley he average just under 1.1 points per game.

If he manages his average that's 35 points.

New manager bounce is worth 3 more points that's 38 and safety.

 

[MikeH72]

His breath smells like pedigree chum liver and chicken flavour

Crippled me this

 

[Zeke]

Sean Dyche is ginger… by choice!!