2022/23 Sean Dyche

[blue to the bone]

Sean dyche won first prize as the owner who likes most like his dog 2 years running at Crufts

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Sean Dyche enjoy a good Sneeze/Burp/Fart while eating a vindaloo

 

[Clarky cat]

He looks like a man who masterbates under nice cars.

Fixed for you mate

 

[irishtony1878]

1st time I've smiled about Everton related stuff in months.
Thanks to all contributors.

 

[cocklord]

He looks like a man who masterbates over nice cars.

He looks like man who likes to hide in a bush and watch men masturbating over nice cars.

 

[Baileys perm]

Don't care if he pours bisto on his cornflakes dips his rich tea in his johnsmiths wears a thong to bed or spreads dairylea on his nuts he can do what he likes in his private life, he is who the board employed to try and get a tune out of the players and beat the drop i don't think he wilI, I seriously hope he proves me wrong

 

[Clarky cat]

Drives a big brown Volvo estate, cos (as he likes to tell his Mrs) this has the most room for his farts.

“You can get a sheet of ply in it love”

 

[The Blue Watch]

I would vote for Brexit just to hear the approval in his soothing, sensual voice

 

[ProZ]

If Sean Dyce rubs his head real hard he will create a flame and self combust

 

[lesbattersby]

Sean Dyche uses cling film as contraception.

 

[buededw1]

Sean Dyche is bigger in the shower than Mina & Onana combined

 

[cronullasharks]

He looks like man who likes to hide in a bush and watch men masturbating over nice cars.

Something about this being written by a poster called cocklord that made me let a bit of wee out

 

[ShrinkwrappedTurkey]

Sean Dyche calls Burnley the jewel of the north

It is

 

[Zeitgeist]

I've heard he can bend spoons with his mind

 

[DanB90]

Sean Dyche thinks the #metoo movement was political correctness gone mad

Sean Dyche says things like “you can’t even put a Christmas tree up any more without being called a racist”