2022/23 Sean Dyche

[DanB90]

The football might be [Poor language removed], but the memes are terrific.

 

[Baileys perm]

Sean Dyche invented the giraffe by upper cutting a horse

One of the funniest things I've ever read

 

[Dykovski200]

Sean Dyche once wedgy’d Chuck Norris and made him cry.

 

[wainy]

Sean Dyche smokes rolies on the bog in a string vest

 

[canuckblue]

Sean Dyche once wedgy’d Chuck Norris and made him cry.

Now if does that to Klopp in the derby, he'd be an instant legend.

 

[lesbattersby]

Was just going to post exactly that. Well perhaps 100 grit.

I googled 1st to see which was the roughest lol

 

[ProZ]

Sean Dyce wears his boxies on backwards with the fly by his hole after a curry

 

[COYBL25]

I bet at school he was one of those weird kids who was absolutely massive at about 13 years old with a full beard and nobody could really recall growing up with them.

Played front row for the school rugby team and had to produce ID every game, to prove he was 13.

 

[TommyDavo]

all 12.

who is Judas?

 

[COYBL25]

The beautiful scent of Lynx sprayed over raging B.O with a hint of ciggies and ballsweat. Fantastic.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

 

[Thomasc]

It is, isn't it?

Evertonians have character, it’s what separates us from the happy clapping glory hunters from across the park.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

who is Judas?

Judas is the left piggy toe because Dyche can 'kiss' his cheek with it

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Let's see what they think when the window shuts and we have reinforcements in up front and a manager who will get 100% out of his players.

Make no mistake, those other clubs down where we are would have been delighted if we'd kept Lampard.

No argument about Lampard , sadly.
But I genuinely doubt they’re worried about Dyche at the moment .
And there isa distinct lack of signings at present quality or otherwise,

 

[ShrinkwrappedTurkey]

One of the funniest things I've ever read

I'm a Burnley fan and I have to admit I knocked it from a similar thread we had on how hard Sean was....Good luck to you, give him time he will keep you up and deserves a shot at the big time.....Will always like him and now he's got a chance of showing what he can do with some quality(and yes you have some quality) I think you will be pleasantly surprised...hope so anyway

 

[TommyDavo]

Judas is the left piggy toe because Dyche can 'kiss' his cheek with it

Sure he’ll get his 30 pieces whatever happens