2022/23 Sean Dyche

[Kev The Rat]

Kopite scum

 

[Connor]

He keeps us up

 

[Efcjake]

Lets see what happens when we get hit for 5 by the RS in 2 games time.

Oh, and you are aware that he’s an RS supporter?

We'll moan, but is anyone here actually expecting anything other than getting battered by them?

Is he actually? Well we'll convert him like we did Frank after he keeps us up.

It's happening Kev. It's time to get behind our new manager.

 

[Librarian]

Sean Dyche reads the daily Mail on the toilet

 

[lancs blue]

Moshers is ringing round his contacts as we speak

Welcome Bob the window cleaner

Used to highs and lows and comfortable with all environments

 

[MikeH72]

Omg I have just realised that Michael Keane is staying and probably going straight back into the team

 

[efcste97]

Same people I bet who didn't want Howe or Arteta feel the same about this man.

I just don't think Dyche will adapt his style to even come close to Howe or Arteta, i get your point though.

 

[Streetender1878]

Isnt he just very similar to moyes though. He came from preston. Keeps it tight. Plays the percentages etc etc. Theres plenty who wouldve welcomed moyes back on the quiet. I dont see much difference myself and considering our situation. Have to wait for the qataris to come in before we start looking at the likes of gallardo and his calibre.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Really don’t know if I can cope with his rock gargling voice in pressers on the regular

It’s probably the laziest, cheapest name the board could pick but it’ll probably be enough to keep us in the league. I just wish the clowns showed some ambition for once

 

[Kev The Rat]

We'll moan, but is anyone here actually expecting anything other than getting battered by them?

Is he actually? Well we'll convert him like we did Frank after he keeps us up.

It's happening Kev. It's time to get behind our new manager.

I’ll never get behind him.

Give it 5 games and any last remaining sympathizers will have well and turned

 

[preposterousvelios]

I'm done for the season I think if we get Dyche in.

We already can't score goals as it is, he will take us down in the most pathetic way possible.

 

[d0rk]

Sean Dyche makes his players polish their boots with beef dripping

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Hahaha I can't believe we are appointing the only bloke on earth with a worse win % than fat benitez or fat lamps to save us

 

[matty1878]

He don’t stop with the doom

you egnore me to then

 

[Efcjake]

Omg I have just realised that Michael Keane is staying and probably going straight back into the team

Captain Keane to you Mike