Michael Keane is the worst centre back in the premier league.
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Michael Keane is the worst centre back in the premier league.
Kev The Rat
Player Valuation: £70m
Get out of our club
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
He is a nightmare. Not our worst nightmare, we have seen Fat Samuel and Lil' Sammy in our dugout and we have witnessed the lies of agent FSW. However he is right up there as a football nightmare. He may keep us up by drawing and an occasional 1-0 but my god it will be soul destroying.
Not even the worst centre half at the cloob
Incorrect.
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Wouldn’t even have been on my shortlist but I honestly reckon he’s a better bet than the others who’ve been mentioned. If (and it’s a big if I know) he can keep us up then we could probably do with a couple of ‘boring’ years of just not being utterly atrocious while we give ourselves a base to work with and he’s more likely to deliver that than bielsa. How we’ve gone from one to the other is the problem, and is why moshiri needs to be taken to the moon and kicked out without a spacesuit.
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
Don’t see this happening, but have thoroughly enjoyed reading the past 10 pages.
If we play a team of Gorilla's he'll know what tactics to use Matty.
Tim's tourettes
Player Valuation: £10m
As a centre forward in a 442Omg I have just realised that Michael Keane is staying and probably going straight back into the team
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ZissouBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
I'll hate the appointment because it's basically the exact opposite of how I want us to operate and play, but I also think that pretending that Dyche is below our level is wrong. The 17-18 season where he got Burnley 7th was very impressive considering the lumps he had in his team. I think the fans will get behind him if he gets results, and he won't suffer fools at the club, which should be a positive.
My biggest fear is that he'll work to get a bunch of hard earned draws and then go down because it won't be enough this season. I would have felt better about taking a big swing at this point. I also can't really see us attracting Onana type signings with him in charge, or even more concerning, what dynamic forwards are going to want to come play for him?
My biggest fear is that he'll work to get a bunch of hard earned draws and then go down because it won't be enough this season. I would have felt better about taking a big swing at this point. I also can't really see us attracting Onana type signings with him in charge, or even more concerning, what dynamic forwards are going to want to come play for him?
Like how he's come in and demanded that he be the only ginger at the club.
Strong power moves from the new boss.
Strong power moves from the new boss.
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