2022/23 Sean Dyche

[Milkman]

Definitely the sort of fella that farts on public transport

 

[Lob]

Well this is going to be the most uninspiring appointment ever if we go ahead with it. Not only will be dire to watch but we will probably still get relegated anyway. Would rather go out in style if we are going. I mean just look at these stats for his last 30 games in charge of Burnley. WTF are you doing Everton. How can this possibly be a safe bet when its almost as bad as Lampard's.

Give me strength.

 

[matty1878]

oh god lol

 

[RomanReigns]

100% a kenwright appointment if it happens

 

[matty1878]

If we play a team of Gorilla's he'll know what tactics to use Matty.

ha ha shurrup lad lol wish we could

 

[matty1878]

100% a kenwright appointment if it happens

no him and mosh have lost the plot

 

[matty1878]

You could sand your decking with Sean Dyche head.

Dyche, Dyche, Baby!

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[MartSlinger]

He is a nightmare. Not our worst nightmare, we have seen Fat Samuel and Lil' Sammy in our dugout and we have witnessed the lies of agent FSW. However he is right up there as a football nightmare. He may keep us up by drawing and an occasional 1-0 but my god it will be soul destroying.

Whats the problem with that?!? The sooner people realise thats exactly what this Club needs, especially until Bramley Moore opens the better.

 

[Carlito]

Omg I have just realised that Michael Keane is staying and probably going straight back into the team

Imagine believing that the Eternal Keane was out of the team for good while still being on the books.

An incredible moment of naivety.

 

[lancs blue]

If we stay up the board will see it as hunkey dorey

Death row football style

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Ok I gave it a watch and frankly in both attack and defense the summary was that the second striker moves deep and the defense shuffles from side to side..... genius!

 

[Wat Tyler]

Well this is going to be the most uninspiring appointment ever if we go ahead with it. Not only will be dire to watch but we will probably still get relegated anyway. Would rather go out in style if we are going. I mean just look at these stats for his last 30 games in charge of Burnley. WTF are you doing Everton. How can this possibly a safe bet when its almost as bad as Lampard's.

Give me strength.

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It’s honestly painful to watch mate. The constant mistakes they make, they still have a chance to save themselves, and here they are, after a manager who somehow created a team worse than ours last season, and a manager sacked from the only team worse than us in the table.

 

[maccavennie]

Just leaving this one here as a talking point

Discusses his love for Kenny Dalglish

Liverpool fan Dyche on playing in front of the Kop and his love for King Kenny

Sean Dyche’s love affair with Liverpool started back in the 1970s. The Burnley boss, whose side entertain the title-chasing Reds LIVE on GameDay this Saturday evening, has fond memories of followin…

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Just to finish us off once and for all, another Kopite

 

[Tim's tourettes]

I'd like to have a roast dinner and a pint of mild with Sean Dyche.

 

[Kev The Rat]

Can’t imagine the players responding positively to this man when he walks through the door.

The opposite in fact

Honestly don’t see him winning a game before he is sacked.