2022/23 Sean Dyche

[jinkyali]

Failed the medical

Faked high blood pressure

 

[barneygumble]

Are these players you would be happy for us to sign though? I get that he didn't have a budget but I would struggle to call any of those signings a big success bar maybe Ings.

I'm very curious to see who we end up bringing in. I don't think we will go for a bunch of big slow galoots as the lack of pace in our squad is too obvious to ignore.

Tbh I don't think Dyche has the kind of pull to convince any half decent players to join this mess.

At the time of signing you could arguably say that Ings was at his best. Defour was excellent throughout his career, and wanted a go at the Prem and performed admirably.

Cornet, another that you don’t necessarily need to be a “draw” anymore, as the Prwmier league is often a big enough draw for most players.

 

[Villa_Fan]

So we have a life long Liverpool supporter, his words, not mine, his favourite player being King Kenny, a Kopite through & through & he is managing our club. Can it get any worse???

It could be Frank Lampard, so yes, it could be worse

 

[COYB75]

He used to deliver my grandads pools coupons when I was a kid and he was definitely a blue!

Which city?

 

[GoldenToffee]

Failed the medical

Faked high blood pressure

 

[ProZ]

We will be running out of bread and butter firefighters if he was to save us and we turn on him in the summer and sack him.

 

[Kurt.]

Chuck Norris has locked his front door tonight as he’s heard Sean Dyche is in town

 

[Ian]

He's an upgrade on Lampard.

He now needs to earn 25 points in 18 games. It's not impossible, but it's the equivalent of a 58-point season, far better than we've done in average in the last few years. He needs support because it's a tall order given the disarray and low morale he has as a starting point.

If he keeps us up from here, he deserves to stay.

 

[Ian]

he has definitely crapped in a lunchbox

Is that a euphemism?

 

[kenta]

Let’s go then ginger

 

[Ian]

Howe would have failed at Everton.

He wouldn't.

 

[Saint Domingo]

And Thelwell should still have his list that Dyche should add to. He'll also won't shop at Lidl like he did at Burnley.

But don't forget he brought in Defour, Cornet, Ings, Rodriguez, Weghorst, when he could who aren't all yard-dogs to add some football quality to his side's in the past. So this idea he's gonna get a load of snide merchants and 6ft players I can't see happening.

He'll see we need goals and will get something in

Bad times that this line up looks more dangerous than our current attacking options

 

[Ian]

He looks like a man who masterbates over nice cars.

[Poor language removed] cars

 

[john jako]

And Thelwell should still have his list that Dyche should add to. He'll also won't shop at Lidl like he did at Burnley.

But don't forget he brought in Defour, Cornet, Ings, Rodriguez, Weghorst, when he could who aren't all yard-dogs to add some football quality to his side's in the past. So this idea he's gonna get a load of snide merchants and 6ft players I can't see happening.

He'll see we need goals and will get something in

Was a decent player that defour

 

[sd_1992]

He wouldn't.

Of course he would. The fans would have turned on him the second he couldn't get the dossers he didn't want that the board bought for him winning games.

We had the best coach in the world managing us and he finished bottom half.