2022/23 Sean Dyche

[Nymzee]

Far more concerned why our players are this unfit

I remember back in U16's we got a new manager that Summer, he absolutely beasted us every session, said he wanted us to be the fittest side in the league.

We were.

However he forgot to do any actual football training so we got smashed every weekend.

 

[Glasshalffull]

Let’s just go with “The D”, as in “The D was looking hard in those training photos today”

Seen Ditch?

 

[malfosse]

We'd have been better off finding a long term manager even if it meant relegation

Relegation would end Everton, and it's not something any fan (with the exception of @ForeverBlue92) wants to see.

 

[Rob17896]

Tell thee, there's a thread there. Which if our managers would win in a fight?

Hard seeing past Big Dunc of you include caretakers, but I've a feeling Bobby Brown shoes would he a right snide dirty get under his suave exterior. Think he'd have Dyche personally.

Nobody would have Dyche, he is the man (I hope)

 

[TheBigIguana]

Relegation would end Everton, and it's not something any fan (with the exception of @ForeverBlue92) wants to see.

It might. We'd probably have a bit of time to fix it still. I think the way we're going it isn't a matter of if but when. I think we have to try to make sweeping changes even if we might go down because that is likely the fate at some point without them.

 

[Number_25]

Behind him 100%.

 

[summerisle]

Dyche reminds me of that gruff PE teacher who used to run you ragged but you still had respect for them.

Time will tell if he's good enough tactically to move us forward but at least he'll focus on our fitness which has been lacking since the days of Moist.

Do they still have pommel horses ? Used to hate those buggers. Get the wasters climbing up the ropes as well.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

How long before we physically age and visibly diminish the bloke?

Every manager ends up ageing in dog years in recent times, bar Carlo.

 

[f.t.r.s]

I'll be honest, if the rumours are to be believed,
I'm a bit concerned that he's took a look at our squad and decided that another midfielder is the best use of the majority of our funds

 

[Izzy1878]

Made the lads run and we're chuffed. Bloody hell, it doesn't take a lot to please us.

 

[Zezti]

So Dycheball is all about grafting and pressing.

Everton players do not graft or press.

This is going to be fun!!!

No, as he says in the video, Dyche sets up the team to block shots and win the ball back indirectly so as to not break shape and press.

 

[Aries]

 

[Bedfordblue]

Tell thee, there's a thread there. Which if our managers would win in a fight?

Hard seeing past Big Dunc of you include caretakers, but I've a feeling Bobby Brown shoes would he a right snide dirty get under his suave exterior. Think he'd have Dyche personally.

Martinez would get webbed all over shop by most of them, he’d follow up by talking up how a good performance it was despite a broken conk and 4 missing teeth.

 

[Connor]

What a scoop. Footballers wear socks and shinpads

 

[peteblue]

Have we sacked him yet ……