2022/23 Sean Dyche

[1878-NSNO]

Is Dyche confirmed then?

 

[windymiller]

Their whole squad was worth about 1 Jordan Pickford, we do not have a shoe string.

Yep, we're minted that's why we're scrapping for loans and still not getting them.

 

[ProZ]

Yep, we're minted that's why we're scrapping for loans and still not getting them.

Burnley have a salary cap of about 40k, it is a different league.

 

[Cjplennon]

Once again, we are 19th and on a shoestring. We also don't score goals, Dyche's teams have also always struggled to score goals.

Yes, but perhaps thats better than not scoring goals and getting 2, 3 or 4 stuck in the back of our own goal. Get the defense right first!

 

[Swartzy]

We're better when we have a touch of ginger around the place. Ball , Moyes , Mccall , Gough ...

Gough ?
Pembridge ?

 

[paulf]

This place is kin mental…suppose it kinda fits with the kin mental club we are..carry on

 

[windymiller]

I just think Sean will find a better system that will work with our players. I honestly think he will get more out of them.

He plays one system, get it wide, get it in the box. Which of our wingers do you fancy for that task? Dyche will 100% play McNeill on the left and Townsend on the right. Snail football.

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Yeah, I wouldn't deny that. But if Villa were in 19th and looking like they can't score a goal or pick up a few points and it was the end of Jan I would prefer to have Dyche come in as manager. When I say I thin kDyche is right for Everton, I say it with a view to avoiding relegation and nothing else. After that you can sackj him and gett a manager in that plays nicer football but for the short term I think he is the man

He will take us down anyway. Where everyone has got this notion that he is some kind of mastermind is beyond me. Our squad is far weaker than all of those about us and he has nothing about him to get us out of it without players coming in.

The style of player he would want is clearly at odds with the DoF and, even of by some miracle he wanted to break the habit of a lifetime and sign a good player, which good footballer in their right mind would want to comeninto a relegation battle to play for Sean bloody Dyche?? Makes us an even less appealing proposition to potential signings than before.

 

[JohnRoss23]

Has anyone got any spare bedsheets???

All mine are soiled. Sorry ?

 

[windymiller]

Trying really hard at the moment mate, give it up. Dominic Calvert-Lewin is fit right now.

We've been gambling on him being fit for 18 months now. How's that going? Do you fancy Maupay as Dyche's target man?

 

[Cjplennon]

He plays one system, get it wide, get it in the box. Which of our wingers do you fancy for that task? Dyche will 100% play McNeill on the left and Townsend on the right. Snail football.

If it keeps us up i dont care. I dont see anyone else lining up to take it on. I mean people saying Rooney etc, having a laugh.

 

[windymiller]

Yes, but perhaps thats better than not scoring goals and getting 2, 3 or 4 stuck in the back of our own goal. Get the defense right first!

Draws are pointless now. We need 6 wins, minimum, probably 7. In 18 games. Dyche isn't the guy for that task.

 

[ProZ]

Draws are not pointless at all

 

[Royal]

at least we would all get to call our fantasy teams Dyche Dyche Baby

 

[indieman1]

He plays one system, get it wide, get it in the box. Which of our wingers do you fancy for that task? Dyche will 100% play McNeill on the left and Townsend on the right. Snail football.

McNeill starting every game is enough to make me want to cry.

How on earth did it come to this?