Norwegian Cow
Player Valuation: £40m
Why are you trying to make evertonians look stupid?
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Why are you trying to make evertonians look stupid?
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £70m
It must be humiliating for the club to look at what we have in the squad after all that money that's been spent. This squad would not get promoted from the Championship.
YoboCopter
Player Valuation: £50m
Give him a striker or two and we would be absoltuly flying
An opening 7 games that included Arsenal twice and Liverpool away and we’ve picked up 3 wins and a draw. I’d have bitten your hand off if we were offered that return when he was given the job. Had Calvert-Lewin available for a grand total of 1 hour in that run as well.
One of us!
Evertonthat
Player Valuation: £8m
He's definately getting more of a tune out of this squad than Frank did. We look better in all departments. Still plenty of work to do, but at least we are battling for the points now.
Aries
Player Valuation: £10m
Nonsense. This squad gets promoted at a canter with a decent manager like Dyche. Burnley dropped last year and are streaks ahead of everyone else at the top of the table with a squad that doesn’t possess one player of Premiership quality.
You can see the changed work ethic. Even if it’s scruffy, it is at least effort.
Im easily pleased and I find our upturn in form very pleasing, give the fella a Striker and a midfielder and things would no doubt improve.
I have no idea where the shouts of ugly and rubbish football come from.
We battered Arsenal and could have scored three
We battered Leeds and could have scored two or three
We battered Brentford today and should have had at least two at half time
We battered Villa first half.
If we had a forward or two he'd be laughing.
Its night and day compared to Lampard.
I tend to judge games on what I see but I bet you our XG is rocketing up under Dyche.
We battered Arsenal and could have scored three
We battered Leeds and could have scored two or three
We battered Brentford today and should have had at least two at half time
We battered Villa first half.
If we had a forward or two he'd be laughing.
Its night and day compared to Lampard.
I tend to judge games on what I see but I bet you our XG is rocketing up under Dyche.
I wouldnt say we battered Brentford Jinks, that 2nd half was an utter shoeing.
I agree on that but we should have been at least two up half time and if we are it's completely different game. Take your point tho.
I do think it's night and day compared to Lampard.
It's real ugly, for large parts, but it's effective so far. Did the same with Burnley and they ended up in Europe.
Colonel Getafe
Player Valuation: £25m
"could", "should", "would", "if".
Every team in the bottom half (if not the whole league) will be saying the same and finding instances to "prove" their point, especially two thirds in.
Better than Lampard yes, but it would be next-to-impossible for anyone to do worse. Positive signs, sure. But "ifs and maybes" mean nothing. We could easily be flying that flag all the way to the Championship if we suddenly start thinking we're anything special.
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