I've explained this on here before. I'm from Alabama and grew up an Alabama football fan (American college football) - the Crimson Tide. Nothing to do with the RS across the park, thanks for the insinuation. The fact that you went straight to that crap tells me that you do not actually want "good conversation," but against my better judgment, I'll at least say the following:
I laughed because you're just trying to rehash versions of the same old argument that I spent a good portion of this morning having with Neiler: never mind that we haven't won a league game in three months, because on the field we have earned 31 glorious points (even though 12 of those literally came in a single two week period before Christmas and it's almost Easter). Ignore the 19 points in 24 other matches (relegation form if it's ever existed) or the chronic lack of goals without any substantial change in tactics to try to find something more effective. Nope, we just have to remember that Dyche has been handed the worst squad in the history of the league with 23+ players who are all to a man not fit to be on the same pitch as him. He has no responsibility to do anything to make them better, either, don't you dare think that.
And if we go down, well, we'll just console ourselves with the idea that it wasn't our fault - it was 100% the mean old Premier League taking our points away and 0% a manager failing at being a manager. That'll make us feel better when we're watching the boys play Sunderland on a Tuesday night in September.
It's tiresome. So tiring just hearing constant excuses and the meek acceptance of our plight as if nothing at all can be done about it, so why even try? If there's a problem, solve it. If 25 points (who cares that it should be 31 at this point - what difference does that make in the table now?) on March 11th isn't a problem for us, then I don't know what else to say.