Curtis
Player Valuation: £35m
Spot on and the rare moments we do get a break away there's no one else in the box and the attacks gets quickly snuffed out
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witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
I don't think we're good enough to break or cause any defence problems. We've no pace, nobody can create anything and no goalscorers
Abertonian
Player Valuation: £20m
Fancies himself as a good manager that's funnier. Got all the swimmy badges out on post match interview, 500 games as manager, 300 in PL. No mention of win percentages funnily enough. Lots of the usual drivel though, hard yards etc. Think he might want to consider the hardest yards were those undertaken by the away support who went and witnessed that rubbish.
The defence is doing OK this season but suspect this is more a consequence of the best three players in the team being the keeper and both CB than anything SD has done 'on the grass'.
Toffe3m4n
Player Valuation: £80m
It's just completely asinine the more I think about it.
ANY Premier League coach with a brain should know that against this Poch Chelsea side you set up to contain them first and foremost, then use your own pace to hit their back line when the ball is turned over.
Both Sheff Utd & Burnley did this to positive effect... but us? na, let's just play straight into their hands on their own turf..
Streetender1878
Player Valuation: £2.5m
One of the reasons our players look slow especially our midfield is coz they are stood still when they receive the ball. They are never moving forward onto a pass. Thats when they actually receive a pass. They mostly see the ball getting launched over their heads 50 yards ahead of them. We could have a midfield all as fast as usain bolt and they still wouldnt get there in time.
I firmly believe that our first 13/14 players are a lower-mid table outfit. The one time we've looked like that, or better, was immediately post-(first) deduction when, increasingly, it seems like the players had a fire under them because of the injustice more than anything Dyche did.
I can't think of a single player he has improved, but there are multiple who have gone downhill under his management. None of our attackers can score; after 32 games it ceases to be bad luck, or one of those things; Garner looked decent when he first got into the team and now he looks like he's scared of footballs; Onana looks so disinterested it is upsetting, though I'll be fair to Dyche and say that could just be because he is dreaming of that filthy Geordie lucre in the summer. I couldn't really tell you what Patterson and Danjuma look like as players, because they have been reduced to helpless spectators by the well-intentioned, but clearly (to most people) well-past it Ashley Young, and pretty much any warm body Dyche can shoehorn in at RB.
He hasn't made us hard to beat, defensively sound or any of those cliche things.
He's a garbage manager who punched above his weight for a time with a club who suited him down to the ground and had generally quite low expectations. I know we won't bin him before the end of the season, but I detest the guy at this stage and can only hope that the same galaxy brains who thought he would bring the aforementioned qualities, don't buy into him being the right man to bring us back up because he "knows the Championship", etc.
I can't think of a single player he has improved, but there are multiple who have gone downhill under his management. None of our attackers can score; after 32 games it ceases to be bad luck, or one of those things; Garner looked decent when he first got into the team and now he looks like he's scared of footballs; Onana looks so disinterested it is upsetting, though I'll be fair to Dyche and say that could just be because he is dreaming of that filthy Geordie lucre in the summer. I couldn't really tell you what Patterson and Danjuma look like as players, because they have been reduced to helpless spectators by the well-intentioned, but clearly (to most people) well-past it Ashley Young, and pretty much any warm body Dyche can shoehorn in at RB.
He hasn't made us hard to beat, defensively sound or any of those cliche things.
He's a garbage manager who punched above his weight for a time with a club who suited him down to the ground and had generally quite low expectations. I know we won't bin him before the end of the season, but I detest the guy at this stage and can only hope that the same galaxy brains who thought he would bring the aforementioned qualities, don't buy into him being the right man to bring us back up because he "knows the Championship", etc.
Their seemed to be a section of the fanbase on social media who were convinced he was a better manager than he actually was, i've got no idea why tbh. All the evidence before he joined pointed towards him being a tactically inept, one trick pony manager who chats absolute 
, think he's proved he's exactly that during his tenure here.
, think he's proved he's exactly that during his tenure here.
I agree mate, but regardless of what league we're languishing in, I'd rather we try to play some football that doesn't have me reaching for the Toilet Duck after 10 minutes for a change.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
Imagine thinking he’d ever name drop Coleman, Young, “Tarky”, Keane or any of his other mates if there is any. Horrible fella and a bully.
Communication problems last night he told the lads we were playing yhe pensioners not to play like fuðy pensioners- his team selections we are beaten before we start imo
Azza
Player Valuation: £80m
Their seemed to be a section of the fanbase on social media who were convinced he was a better manager than he actually was, i've got no idea why tbh. All the evidence before he joined pointed towards him being a tactically inept, one trick pony manager who chats absolute
That's the xG Spreadsheet rubes for you.
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