2023/24 Sean Dyche

[Mickey]

The one time we tried to play and showed a bit of composure we cut them open and Patto squared a great ball for the goal. Other times when Onana turned and drove from midfield space opened up but the amount of waste just punting balls down the channels drove me to despair.

 

[Zatara]

He has to get to us having over 1pt per game during the next 6 games. Any less and he will need to go.

Been incredibly unlucky 2 games and then today some bad misses and we had to beat the ref.

From this list, as always i choose Marcelo Gallardo.

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Marcelo Gallardo.

 

[Lobworm]

Massively? I dont know, but I cant imagine a world in which another manager could do a worse job.

My point is it needs to be a massive change or else what's the point? Another set of instructions, and tactics, more disruption, players who the new manager doesn't fancy, seeing their arses and downing tool? I just think we need to accept that we'll be fighting all season because we've got a poor squad.

 

[MikeH72]

Lampard would manage it.

What are both of their records after the same number of games? I’m really not sure Lampard’s is worse.

 

[Drico]

Question; if we lose to Arsenal, lose to Brentford and draw to Luton, do we still give him the last three games?

We give him three months longer than any other club would once the point of no return has been reached. It's the Everton way.

 

[Lob]

Lampard would manage it.

Their win rate is currently almost identical and they sit 2nd and 3rd to bottom of the poorest managers in our history, that is how bad Dyche has done. Thankfully we already know how crap Frank was and would never go back to him.

 

[paulf]

If you look at his body language today as cameras are all over the place these days...he looks up..sees cameras..plays the game as in Im a manager..talk bollix behind my hand...job done.. Im already done with him...I know we have very poor players ..but please give us a system a playing style we can get behind...Your saving grace is Beto ..the fanbase is already feeling basic optimism..you sir ... will fock it up..as you aint good enough

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

We give him three months longer than any other club would once the point of no return has been reached. It's the Everton way.

There will eventually come a season when we will take too long.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

But but but

I don’t care what anyone says but I thought our performances against Fulham and Wolves were overall pretty poor.

Yes they created chances but the overall play was poor and a good team would have absolutely steamrolled us, as we found out at Villa

The chances papered over a lot of his tactical naivety

Except they weren’t poor. We even had a perfectly valid goal ruled out against Fullham. I’m all for calling the manager crap after the results and whatever, but you are objectively wrong. You are either blind or Neil Maupay is invisible to you. Then I’d understand where you are coming from.

 

[RomanReigns]

Doucoure scored again. He popped up with some goals for us last season. Is there a better goal scorer in centre midfield?

He scored a tap in from 3 yards out at the second attempt from a set piece

He also tried to cross the ball and kicked the ball out of play for a goalkick

He’s about as creative as kevin de bruyne with no legs and no arms

He runs around like a headless chicken and gives the ball away every attack

 

[Blue peter]

I never thought I would say this, but if Lampard had Danjuma and Beto, I think he may have improved our results possibly better than what we are seeing now. SD has been a disappointment by any measure.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

56 minutes and a triple substitution for Newcastle...

That's how you react when you see your team is second best.

 

[Lob]

 

[Goat]

My point is it needs to be a massive change or else what's the point? Another set of instructions, and tactics, more disruption, players who the new manager doesn't fancy, seeing their arses and downing tool? I just think we need to accept that we'll be fighting all season because we've got a poor squad.

I refuse to accept that this is ALL down to the players.

Beto was blowing out of his arse after 70minutes and the fella dressed for a funeral on the touchline kept him on.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

We have had 3 of the easiest fixtures we will have all season. Two of them at home.

Yes they should be the "easiest" games comparative with other games we'll play. However, none of the games are "easy".

Not when you're watching Everton anyway.