Sean Dyche

fandjango · October 31, 2017

heatmeiser said:
Probably because he sounds like he's gargling gravy while half-heartedly masturbating over grainy polaroids of fat black women.

Remarkable

neil999 · October 31, 2017

orly said:
Literally all over @Connor 's mum's lettuce.

A chilling metaphor

Lets be thankful it wasnt her radish...

ijjysmith · October 31, 2017

neil999 said:
Lets be thankful it wasnt her radish...

Or her beetroot.

Walken · October 31, 2017

heatmeiser said:
Probably because he sounds like he's gargling gravy while half-heartedly masturbating over grainy polaroids of fat black women.

with the gravy still in powder form

LiamG · October 31, 2017

BigBlueNose said:
koeman was promised the world and got sold a pup.

in 3 windows the board / wlash / moshiri failed massively on getting targets over the line.

this will not change as long as all them lot are still at the helm.

I'm quite certain, a fair few managers would have been watching the \koeman situation unfold and see it for what it was. A COMPLETE SHAMBLES, and a possible career wrecker

It's very like the Liverpool situation with Hicks and Gillett. A lot of promises and very little else.

Although no one insisted Koeman buy Sigurdsson when we needed a striker.

kenada_blue · October 31, 2017

Totally expect us not to get him...but then everyone saying he jibbed us off to stay at Burnley.

DannyAmo95 · October 31, 2017

kenada_blue said:
Totally expect us not to get him...but then everyone saying he jibbed us off to stay at Burnley.

Hope he has jibbed us off

neil999 · October 31, 2017

ijjysmith said:
Or her beetroot.

I bet its lovely one too

Number_25 · October 31, 2017

He's done well at Burnley, and the football his teams play isn't bad.

If the board believe he's the man to take us out of this mess, then him it is.

heatmeiser · October 31, 2017

DanEFC92 · October 31, 2017

heatmeiser said:

That’s settled then. All aboard the gravy train.

Frang · October 31, 2017

heatmeiser said:

oh wow. that was quick. too quick. surely some sort of fake??

heatmeiser · October 31, 2017

BigBlueNose said:
oh wow. that was quick. too quick. surely some sort of fake??

Looks pretty legit to me mate.

Frang · October 31, 2017

heatmeiser said:
Looks pretty legit to me mate.

darn it.

was holding out for big sam me.

*waits for rolling yellow bar on SSN as confirmation

Rollo Tomassi · October 31, 2017

jaycee said:
I can imagine both of them at the front of a football lads alliance march,imagine Sam stopping the team coach on the way home and getting the gravy and chips in,Dyche sticking up the centre pages from Razzle on the windows and mooning to any coaches they pass