Sean Dyche

[Goat]

Give me death.

At least the lads in the top balcony will have a good view when we punting it long up top to our new 100m Strike Force of Deeney and Carroll.

 

[jaycee]

I'm genuinely not renewing next season if it's Dyche or Allardyce you very fat man

I can imagine both of them at the front of a football lads alliance march,imagine Sam stopping the team coach on the way home and getting the gravy and chips in,Dyche sticking up the centre pages from Razzle on the windows and mooning to any coaches they pass

 

[DanEFC92]

If pork scratchings became self aware and decided to become a football manager.

 

[Connor]

At least the lads in the top balcony will have a good view when we punting it long up top to our new 100m Strike Force of Deeney and Carroll.

It all makes me very sad MG.

I thought we were past this. As a club and as a fan base.

I've been in tears all morning.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

At least the lads in the top balcony will have a good view when we punting it long up top to our new 100m Strike Force of Deeney and Carroll.

*prays for the lads in the Lower Bullens*

 

[Goat]

It all makes me very sad MG.

I thought we were past this. As a club and as a fan base.

I've been in tears all morning.

We have basically managed to do a Leeds but without the CL Semi Final and even a glimpse of success, if we go down the current route you are talking 3 years of just wobbling around in 7th-10th and having a few half decent cup runs, the giant will maintain its sleep.

 

[orly]

Lettuce!

Literally all over @Connor 's mum's lettuce.

A chilling metaphor

 

[Connor]

We have basically managed to do a Leeds but without the CL Semi Final and even a glimpse of success, if we go down the current route you are talking 3 years of just wobbling around in 7th-10th and having a few half decent cup runs, the giant will maintain its sleep.

I will renew upon relegation to the Sky Bet (But if you're going to bet, Bet via Site sponsor PaddyPower) Championship.

Literally all over @Connor 's mum's lettuce.

A chilling metaphor

Actual flagged.

 

[orly]

I will renew upon relegation to the Sky Bet (But if you're going to bet, Bet via Site sponsor PaddyPower) Championship.



Actual flagged.

Green and covered in @MorgsGoat 's salad cream

 

[Blue toffee]

Not just money at him but money to spend.

Do you really think if we had PSG money we would find it hard? No of course not. It's an academic argument since no one thinks we have PSG money.

But it would still be very unlikely Liam. But your right, it's academic, we're closer to PNE than PSG.

 

[Goat]

Shes got a lovely garden, crisp damp lettuce and mangos.

Lovely when the grass has just been cut, almost like a sheen with the morning dew.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

LADS

 

[heatmeiser]

Anyway, for my fans, heres a little thing I threw together while high on the effects of Gravy.

From now I will be calling him Sean Gravy, for some reason he just reminds me of Bisto.

Probably because he sounds like he's gargling gravy while half-heartedly masturbating over grainy polaroids of fat black women.

 

[Goat]

Sean Dyches blue and white ARMY.

 

[fandjango]

I would get Big Sam in to work with Unsworth till the summer.

Hopefully a good job and potential for Unsworth to take the job fulltime or we can see who is available then. If Silva does a good job at Watford go for him.

Get safe ASAP and blood some youngsters for next season.

Yep I suggested the same yesterday .. except plump for Ancelotti in summer