Sean Dyches packed lunch.

[Blue peter]

1. A spam sandpaper sandwich
2. A raw potato
3. Bottle of listerine to wash it down with

 

[Bryan+]

No forrin muck

 

[Kurt.]

2 pickled eggs
2 packs of bovril crisps
2 cans of skol

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Gingsters sausage rolls 2 of.
Quavers.
Toblerone.
Cherry coke

 

[coollino]

Falafel pitta

 

[Blue peter]

1. A spam sandpaper sandwich
2. A raw potato
3. Bottle of listerine to wash it down with

He also takes the above to work in a JCB toolbox

 

[cronullasharks]

3 inches of Marmite between 2 pieces of white bread (supermarket brand)
A whole salami (also called a chub)
Pack of werthers originals
2 cans of diet coke (if 2 for 1 special available)
12 gaviscon (a tactical move) for the impending indigestion he knows is on the way

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

Stale crisps (like his tactics)
Tomato ketchup butties (bit of red for the kopite)
All washed down with Evertonian tears, bottled at source from Goodison.

 

[tonyhorne]

Pret a Manger Brie and Caramelised Onion Toastie
Pickled Onion Monster Munch
Vimto

 

[Rita_Poon]

cold Hawaiian pizza, extra pineapple.
warm can of lilt.
full pack/tube of jaffa cakes. Which he eats in front of the fatties doing extra gym work. These are the rewards of being boss boys!

 

[Kurt.]

BTW, the ham is that wafer thin crap that's never even seen a pig.
1 slice.

True story ….. my younger brother has the build of a racing snake …. His nickname in the pub was X-ray ham or no frills

 

[Rita_Poon]

True story ….. my younger brother has the build of a racing snake …. His nickname in the pub was X-ray ham or no frills

How do they reach the pedals?

 

[Kurt.]

How do they reach the pedals?

With a small L-adder

 

[Rita_Poon]

With a small L-adder

I'm gonna need anti venom for that.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Absolutely no foreign muck.

A rusty tin of spam between 2 giant slices of mighty white bread. Rubbed on a darts player’s armpits before serving.