Sean Dyches packed lunch.

[goldfinchmule]

Wonder what Sean is having for breakfast this morning?

Small portion of porridge with 3 litres of chocolate milk in a giant bowl and a packet of McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps. Then peels a banana as he arrives at finch farm throws it under his car minus the peel then walks in and makes it look like he's had fruit for breakfast as he throws the peel in the bin.

Full english sat in his underpants and homer simpson slippers,pint mug of tea 2 tea bags floating in it.Takes wangers off and wipes plate clean with them,throws them in washer and puts plate back in cupboard.has a ciggy at back door.

 

[Blue 1]

Meat & Potato pie.

Every single day.

 

[Yarrgh]

A sherbet flying saucer as an amuse bouche.
Microwaved curried mackerel as fish course.
One whole raw beetroot with lashings of vinegar for health.
Turkey Twizzlers for sustenance in a chip shop curry sauce.
Cheese strings for whimsy.
A carton of warm milk just about on the turn as an accompanying beverage.
Then a small pot of honey to be enjoyed Winnie the Pooh style and licked directly from the pot.

A veritable feast for the senses of any onlooker given his disdain for cutlery and closing his mouth whilst chewing.

 

[Kurt.]

A squirrel filled Yorkshire pudding wrap dripping in bovril

 

[Kurt.]

Or a road kill bap with HP sauce

 

[blulouie]

Spam butties on Sunblest bread with Echo margarine.
Pickled gherkins and a packet of quavers.
Can of Irn bru.

All packed in this
Anyone laughs and it's Double Gaffer day .

 

[degsy]

At a half glance I read the Title as 'Dyche lacks Punch' and thought - jeez not another Dyche thread

 

[Kurt.]

Rumours he snacks on cream crackers with salmon paste

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Cardboard with water

Seasoned?

 

[Bedfordblue]

Wonder what Sean is having for breakfast this morning?

Small portion of porridge with 3 litres of chocolate milk in a giant bowl and a packet of McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps. Then peels a banana as he arrives at finch farm throws it under his car minus the peel then walks in and makes it look like he's had fruit for breakfast as he throws the peel in the bin.

Breakie is definitely going to be

1) fried egg sandwich on dry white bread (egg left over from last night and walloped in the microwave for 3mins). Maybe a splash of Tabasco on it.
2) Some cheese that he cut up a few days ago and has now gone a bit curly at the edges.
3) Cup of tea made with a euroshopper teabag and milk that’s on the turn (from a chipped mug)
4) Bag of wotsits on the drive to FF.

 

[Dddddd]

Seasoned?

You’re just being silly now!

 

[KaiserEFC]

Line caught sustainable Atlantic salmon nigiri with organic fair trade avocado slices and sustainable line caught pacific blue fin tuna sashimi with just a dot of high grade wasabi.

Ceremonial grade matcha grown in a communal hydroponic in LA.

A couple of drags on some strawberry blue mega crush e liquid from his sub ohm vape.


Nah, for Sean ketchup is too exotic, pepper is too spicy and he thinks seasoning is autumn.

 

[Tommy Chong]

I'm going to go with spam, straight out of the can,

 

[Kurt.]

Tin of Whiskas
A whole chorizo sausage
Bag of Twiglets
Eggnog

 

[Blue 1]