Sean Dyches packed lunch.

[tommye]

i had a PM from someone who said they know zat in real life and he smells of cheap dog food and stale sperm.

You sure that wasn't his mar?

 

[kev]

i had a PM from someone who said they know zat in real life and he smells of cheap dog food and stale sperm.

Nicely brought back on topic there JJ The contents of Dyches lunch box?

 

[John from Bootle]

You sure that wasn't his mar?

Nah, I make sure she smells of only the finest dog food.

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[Rita_Poon]

7th attempt. damn.

 

[cronullasharks]

Wonder what Sean is having for breakfast this morning?

Small portion of porridge with 3 litres of chocolate milk in a giant bowl and a packet of McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps. Then peels a banana as he arrives at finch farm throws it under his car minus the peel then walks in and makes it look like he's had fruit for breakfast as he throws the peel in the bin.

 

[matty1878]

Imagine being called a dunce by Matty.

Pass me the gun please...

Reckon he'll eat @matty1878 for lunch if he ever sees his posts calling him dunce dyche

love you lads

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Wonder what Sean is having for breakfast this morning?

Small portion of porridge with 3 litres of chocolate milk in a giant bowl and a packet of McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps. Then peels a banana as he arrives at finch farm throws it under his car minus the peel then walks in and makes it look like he's had fruit for breakfast as he throws the peel in the bin.

Carefully peels a banana with his big sausage fingers, before throwing the fruit in the bin and chomping on the peel.

Walks in to the team meeting and farts loudly in Nathan Patterson’s face.

 

[Kurt.]

Carefully peels a banana with his big sausage fingers, before throwing the fruit in the bin and chomping on the peel.

Walks in to the team meeting and farts loudly in Nathan Patterson’s face.

Washed down with a mug of Castrol GTX

 

[cronullasharks]

Carefully peels a banana with his big sausage fingers, before throwing the fruit in the bin and chomping on the peel.

Walks in to the team meeting and farts loudly in Nathan Patterson’s face.

He doesn't even bother hiding that's he followed through anymore either. Stoic, tough and just gets on with it. Smelly c***

Generally has a few dribbles of piss on his track pants too.

 

[Kurt.]

Also brushes his teeth with a scouring pad

 

[JimmyJeffers]

He doesn't even bother hiding that's he followed through anymore either. Stoic, tough and just gets on with it. Smelly c***

Just shakes his leg and it falls out his tracky bottoms. Tarkowski slips on it carrying a tray of tea.
Out for 3 weeks.

 

[COYBL25]

Wonder what Sean is having for breakfast this morning?

Small portion of porridge with 3 litres of chocolate milk in a giant bowl and a packet of McCoy's flame grilled steak crisps. Then peels a banana as he arrives at finch farm throws it under his car minus the peel then walks in and makes it look like he's had fruit for breakfast as he throws the peel in the bin.

The only time Sean sees a banana is when he`s setting up one of his home porn videos, with a lucky lady called Sylvia from Accrington.

 

[COYBL25]

Just shakes his leg and it falls out his tracky bottoms. Tarkowski slips on it carrying a tray of tea.
Out for 3 weeks.

Wipes it on Pattersons head.

 

[blue61]

Id just like to say that this is the sort of thread that puts GOT head and shoulders above the rest.

Jam Butty
Wagon Wheel
Iron Bru
Golden Delicious Apple
Chocolate Bar in the shape of Keanos widgie.