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Shaking hands with an enemy

Does shaking hands make you look...

  • Boss

    Votes: 12 23.1%
  • Unconcerned

    Votes: 21 40.4%
  • Silly

    Votes: 13 25.0%
  • Frightened

    Votes: 6 11.5%

  • Total voters
    52
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Coming into this late, so forgive me.

Just so I've got this right :

You bumped into a gay Chinese man, who is married to a British lad from Manchester.

He took offence and turned up at your place with two bodyguards.

You shook hands with the lad from Manchester. However he continued to threaten you and then they all left after you offered to shake hands again ?.

Some questions I feel need answering.

What was the Chinese lad doing whilst all this was going on ?

What were the body guards doing whislt all this was going on ?

What were your lady boys doing whilst all this was going ?
Sounds like that movie, the Hangover, and that oriental guy
 
If someone you've had an argument with then comes over to your place in the evening with 3 of his mates (who clearly want to threaten you)...

What does it say to them if you walk straight up to the ringleader (not the guy youve had a row with) and shake his hand...

Then after he threatens you, you say;

"Well, nice to meet you" and offer to shake his hand again as hes about to walk off?

How does it make you look to the group?
He takes your hand, you step left and smack him as hard as you can in his throat. Drop kick the other 2 guys. Job done
 
Out of this whole sorry tale, i find it amusing that zat started the thread about "the handshake" not the fact that he had the local heavies bashing on his door.

It was a not very subtle way of telling a story to make himself sound tough, without directly saying oh look how cool I am under pressure

although they might as well have just put that as the title

I blame @chicoazul absence for Zat posting more than just transfer nonsense
 
If you're publicly sparked out by a Chinese homosexual (possibly for calling him a 'chinaman'???) in the middle of a street, your arse going to such an extent that you have to scream for security to help you, shaking his husband's hand after he fronts you for a second time is less than impressive.

Does that answer your question?
 

If you're publicly sparked out by a Chinese homosexual (possibly for calling him a 'chinaman'???) in the middle of a street, your arse going to such an extent that you have to scream for security to help you, shaking his husband's hand after he fronts you for a second time is less than impressive.

Does that answer your question?
Whoa, when did the rules change on this one? Everything is offensive now.
 
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