Shaking hands with an enemy

[Prevenger17]

I refuse to take sides with the Indonesian Peter Sutcliffe*



*for legal reasons I should confirm that this is pure speculation on my part and if challenged will withdraw any and all allegations in the public domain so as not to cause any undue harm or offence to the dog gobbling, ladyboy murdering fantasist.**

** also, as Zat is clearly a thirteen year old, introverted neckbeard living at home with his mum and using GOT to escape his agonizingly dull existence in some bland suburban town in the UK, I hereby confirm my intention to fight any attempt to claim damages by the painful try-hard.

Zat's a good lad and I believe every word he says, especially the Triad knocking down the door of his house

 

[Zatara]

Wait, what ? Why ? I thought I had a idea of what Zat was asking, then I seen the bruce lee saga and thought is this real ?

Where do you live Zat ?

Makati, Manila mate..

Since the new president took over theres been huge numbers of chinese coming over...its mad.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Is this dog gobbling different to Donalds dog gobbling?

Probably both - at the same time.

Make of that what you will.

 

[Zatara]

Shot to the heart, and Zats to blame!
He turned up wiiith - his manc mate.

Simply masterful...

 

[Boss_Blue]

Makati, Manila mate..

Since the new president took over theres been huge numbers of chinese coming over...its mad.

 

[Zatara]

Coming into this late, so forgive me.

Just so I've got this right :

You bumped into a gay Chinese man, who is married to a British lad from Manchester.

He took offence and turned up at your place with two bodyguards.

You shook hands with the lad from Manchester. However he continued to threaten you and then they all left after you offered to shake hands again ?.

Some questions I feel need answering.

What was the Chinese lad doing whilst all this was going on ?

What were the body guards doing whislt all this was going on ?

What were your lady boys doing whilst all this was going ?

He basically barged me in the 1st place.

Chinese chap and bodyguards were just stood there like lemons being squeezed

 

[Ashtonian]

I've seen circles with better points than you

Cheers mate

@Ashtonian I do believe you are being called out here sir ?

* you forgot the extraordinary tales from behind the Nivea counter @The Penalty Box Dancer

Not sure he cares to be honest mate.

If the thread ain't about him, he gets very upset about it

To be honest I don't care. Have no intention of making stories up for Internet points and to be honest lost interest in starting threads if the impression is that of attention seeking or creating a 'character'.

 

[tmgc]

He basically barged me in the 1st place.

Chinese chap and bodyguards were just stood there like lemons being squeezed

They sound very bitter.

 

[COYBL25]

He basically barged me in the 1st place.

Chinese chap and bodyguards were just stood there like lemons being squeezed

So the Chinese guy was stood inbetween the bodyguards ?.

It's becoming more and more like The Hangover by the minute

 

[jaycee]

 

[nsno-chris]

Zat why didn't you just kick him in the nuts and have done with it

 

[COYBL25]

Zat why didn't you just kick him in the nuts and have done with it

He didn't have any mate, he was a eunuch, wouldn't have worker

 

[The Blue Watch]

He basically barged me in the 1st place.

Chinese chap and bodyguards were just stood there like lemons being squeezed

Did any of them resemble this dangerous individual?

 

[lancs blue]

they all made up and had an orgie.....was a swimming pool involved

 

[jal123]

Makati, Manila mate..

Since the new president took over theres been huge numbers of chinese coming over...its mad.

You want to watch it Zatman Scoop I've heard your president is murdering anyone who takes mind altering substances.