Shaking hands with an enemy

[Deleted member 24970]

Coming into this late, so forgive me.

Just so I've got this right :

You bumped into a gay Chinese man, who is married to a British lad from Manchester.

He took offence and turned up at your place with two bodyguards.

You shook hands with the lad from Manchester. However he continued to threaten you and then they all left after you offered to shake hands again ?.

Some questions I feel need answering.

What was the Chinese lad doing whilst all this was going on ?

What were the body guards doing whislt all this was going on ?

What were your lady boys doing whilst all this was going ?

Do you have a contact number for the lady boys ?

Asking for a friend xxx

 

[Goat]

To sum up :

Zatman has been upsetting Chinese eunuchs

Zatman is boss aint he.

 

[COYBL25]

Do you have a contact number for the lady boys ?

Asking for a friend xxx

@Zatara sort the lad out will you x

 

[orly]

Zatman is boss aint he.

A lot of jealousy in here towards the ZatMonster in here Captain Frando

 

[Boss_Blue]

Zatman is boss aint he.

A lot of jealousy in here towards the ZatMonster in here Captain Frando

Lads?

 

[Goat]

A lot of jealousy in here towards the ZatMonster in here Captain Frando

Everybody wants to be the Zat.

 

[Goat]

Lads?

Frandel??

 

[Prevenger17]

Lads?

Zat has, in wrestling parlance, turned face. Get with the program m8

 

[Prevenger17]

Do you have a contact number for the lady boys ?

Asking for a friend xxx

Thanks for asking for me

 

[orly]

Zat has, in wrestling parlance, turned face. Get with the program m8

Is this good or bad mein Friend??

 

[Prevenger17]

Is this good or bad mein Friend??

I'm afraid I might reveal too much of my dark past as a wrestling fan, Friend.

 

[orly]

I'm afraid I might reveal too much of my dark past as a wrestling fan, Friend.

Sounds like another case for ORLY INVESTIGATES

 

[Prevenger17]

Sounds like another case for ORLY INVESTIGATES

I retired the spandex long ago. I'm happy to say I haven't stayed up to watch a PPV in 13 years and have no idea who Randy Orton is beyond the context of this sentence.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Frandel??

Zat has, in wrestling parlance, turned face. Get with the program m8

I refuse to take sides with the Indonesian Peter Sutcliffe.*



*for legal reasons I should confirm that this is pure speculation on my part and if challenged will withdraw any and all allegations in the public domain so as not to cause any undue harm or offence to the dog gobbling, ladyboy murdering fantasist.**

** also, as Zat is clearly a thirteen year old, introverted neckbeard living at home with his mum and using GOT to escape his agonizingly dull existence in some bland suburban town in the UK, I hereby confirm my intention to fight any attempt to claim damages by the painful try-hard.

 

[jaycee]

I refuse to take sides with the Indonesian Peter Sutcliffe*



*for legal reasons I should confirm that this is pure speculation on my part and if challenged will withdraw any and all allegations in the public domain so as not to cause any undue harm or offence to the dog gobbling, ladyboy murdering fantasist.**

** also, as Zat is clearly a thirteen year old, introverted neckbeard living at home with his mum and using GOT to escape his agonizingly dull existence in some bland suburban town in the UK, I hereby confirm my intention to fight any attempt to claim damages by the painful try-hard.

Is this dog gobbling different to Donalds dog gobbling?