Shaking hands with an enemy

[Zatara]

Rather than a handshake,handjobs all round would have had you climbing over mountains of valentine cards next year x

See my last post...they may have appreciated the technique.

 

[Kurt.]

Haha thanks...

Actually had an issue with a Chinese guy who bumped into me at a crossing to which i told him to mind where he was going...he then punched me in the heart...cue me calling security over and us having a slanging match.

He then turns up at my condo with his British husband and 2 bodyguards a few hours later.

I just went over and shook the British guys hand and listened to his direct accusations and threats...then offered my hand again at the end of it to which he chose to shout vulgarities at me.

Pleasant fellow, from Manchester apparently (he stressed) lol

somebody punched you on a zebra crossing and you called for security...... you're no James Bond are you zat

 

[Barnfred 55]

Haha thanks...

Actually had an issue with a Chinese guy who bumped into me at a crossing to which i told him to mind where he was going...he then punched me in the heart...cue me calling security over and us having a slanging match.

He then turns up at my condo with his British husband and 2 bodyguards a few hours later.

I just went over and shook the British guys hand and listened to his direct accusations and threats...then offered my hand again at the end of it to which he chose to shout vulgarities at me.

Pleasant fellow, from Manchester apparently (he stressed) lol

What a strange society you live in Zat.

 

[Philw]

Haha thanks...

Actually had an issue with a Chinese guy who bumped into me at a crossing to which i told him to mind where he was going...he then punched me in the heart...cue me calling security over and us having a slanging match.

He then turns up at my condo with his British husband and 2 bodyguards a few hours later.

I just went over and shook the British guys hand and listened to his direct accusations and threats...then offered my hand again at the end of it to which he chose to shout vulgarities at me.

Pleasant fellow, from Manchester apparently (he stressed) lol

Wait, what? They have security at street crossings??

2) How did he know where you live??

 

[Zatara]

somebody punched you on a zebra crossing and you called for security...... you're no James Bond are you zat

Only between the sheets my dear.

 

[Zatara]

Wait, what? They have security at street crossings??

2) How did he know where you live??

He just moved into the condo next door...security everywhere around here mate.

 

[GerryandthePaceMerchants]

Haha thanks...

Actually had an issue with a Chinese guy who bumped into me at a crossing to which i told him to mind where he was going...he then punched me in the heart...cue me calling security over and us having a slanging match.

He then turns up at my condo with his British husband and 2 bodyguards a few hours later.

I just went over and shook the British guys hand and listened to his direct accusations and threats...then offered my hand again at the end of it to which he chose to shout vulgarities at me.

Pleasant fellow, from Manchester apparently (he stressed) lol

 

[chrismpw]

...some folk must wake up and think "what can I open a thread about today".

@Seathestars ?








I do find his threads entertaining though.

 

[Philw]

He just moved into the condo next door...security everywhere around here mate.

Haha, only you could bump into the guy who just moved in next door on some random crossing. Well you or Ash/PBD....

 

[chrismpw]

Have haa!
That looks exactly like my missus if we're both busy and I ask her for a cup of tea.

 

[larrygobfiend]

Haha thanks...

Actually had an issue with a Chinese guy who bumped into me at a crossing to which i told him to mind where he was going...he then punched me in the heart...cue me calling security over and us having a slanging match.

He then turns up at my condo with his British husband and 2 bodyguards a few hours later.

I just went over and shook the British guys hand and listened to his direct accusations and threats...then offered my hand again at the end of it to which he chose to shout vulgarities at me.

Pleasant fellow, from Manchester apparently (he stressed) lol

Is that all you said @Zatara?

There's gotta be more to this tale.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Haha, only you could bump into the guy who just moved in next door on some random crossing. Well you or Ash/PBD....

Who happens to be Chinese, has a boyfriend from Manchester and 2 'kin bodyguards.

J K 'kin Rowlands couldn't even make that up.

 

[Sy-]

Haha thanks...

Actually had an issue with a Chinese guy who bumped into me at a crossing to which i told him to mind where he was going...he then punched me in the heart...cue me calling security over and us having a slanging match.

He then turns up at my condo with his British husband and 2 bodyguards a few hours later.

I just went over and shook the British guys hand and listened to his direct accusations and threats...then offered my hand again at the end of it to which he chose to shout vulgarities at me.

Pleasant fellow, from Manchester apparently (he stressed) lol

Are there metaphors in here? or did he literally punch you in the left-central region of the chest? ...is "shaking hands" a metaphor?

 

[Philw]

Who happens to be Chinese, has a boyfriend from Manchester and 2 'kin bodyguards.

J K 'kin Rowlands couldn't even make that up.

If the guy next door has 2 bodyguards, where were @Zatara's??

 

[The Cowboy]

Is that all you said @Zatara?

There's gotta be more to this tale.

A slanging match involving a gay chinaman. Definitely more to this story.