Shaking hands with an enemy

[Zatara]

Is that all you said @Zatara?

There's gotta be more to this tale.

Thats literally all I said...maybe it means something else in Chinese.

 

[Zatara]

If the guy next door has 2 bodyguards, where were @Zatara's??

Dont need them...I used to think it was cool if people had bodyguards...now it just appears that they are petrified of people.

 

[Zatara]

Who happens to be Chinese, has a boyfriend from Manchester and 2 'kin bodyguards.

J K 'kin Rowlands couldn't even make that up.

A husband, not a boyfriend...clear distinction was made about that from the manc.

 

[Walter Ego]

Never single out one person, always talk to the group as a whole. Otherwise it puts pressure on said individual to retaliate.

 

[Zatara]

Did they kick your door down or knock?

Asked my condo security to buzz me...

 

[Zatara]

The fact he came with his hubby for protection, with two bodyguards shows what a turd he is. You should of been a Lion and pissed over his feet

Its actually a bit tricky here....any contact and the other party can sue....threats are fine though...weird

 

[Zatara]

You should have chucked on an inflatable Sumo suit, plastered your face in your own excrement and then charged at them screaming obscenities so that they knew who was boss. If they kick your head in then at least if you've followed those steps you've retained some dignity.

You never cease to amaze

 

[Zatara]

Never single out one person, always talk to the group as a whole. Otherwise it puts pressure on said individual to retaliate.

2 bodyguards dont speak...or wouldnt speak.
1 chinaman whose already angered me
1 Manc who seemed 'The leader'

All a bit surreal...

He actually stressed "I'm from Manchester" in a way which was supposed to terrify me i think.

Just lol

He was a bit graphic about how cheap hitmen are here which was disturbing...

He was the Teddy Bass to my Don Logan i guess.

 

[Barnfred 55]

A husband, not a boyfriend...clear distinction was made about that from the manc.

I hope you asked to see his ring Zat.

 

[chrismpw]

2 bodyguards dont speak...or wouldnt speak.
1 chinaman whose already angered me
1 Manc who seemed 'The leader'

All a bit surreal...

He actually stressed "I'm from Manchester" in a way which was supposed to terrify me i think.

Just lol

He was a bit graphic about how cheap hitmen are here which was disturbing...

He was the Teddy Bass to my Don Logan i guess.

Hang on a minute .....

What is this "Chinese" guy turns out to have been Kim Jong-nam?

Those body-guards gonna be crossing the street to avoid you now, Zat.

 

[Tree13]

Thread of the week. Please continue.

 

[Azzurri]

Never change, Zat. Never change.

 

[ToffeeTim]

whos Marty McGuinness?

Martin to you. Marty to me. Big mates me and him lol

 

[degsy]

If someone you've had an argument with then comes over to your place in the evening with 3 of his mates (who clearly want to threaten you)...

What does it say to them if you walk straight up to the ringleader (not the guy youve had a row with) and shake his hand...

Then after he threatens you, you say;

"Well, nice to meet you" and offer to shake his hand again as hes about to walk off?

How does it make you look to the group?

walk right up to him (always start with the ringleader) hand extended, pull him in when he shakes, which adds his momentum to your by now moving forehead, knee him in the nuts to make sure, use you spare elbow into the kisser of whoever's nearest, then ask the others...next?
Always works for Jack Reacher.

 

[tommye]

Smash him right between his eyes with a claw hammer. Should pipe him raaaar down.