Show Us Ye Chrimbo Presents

[maccavennie]

Jumper too tight
Trainers to big
Dildo too wide

ffs

 

[tommye]

Jumper too tight
Trainers to big
Dildo too wide

ffs

Stick ye jumper up yeself and wear the dildo. Extra socks for the trabbs.


Sorted

 

[Yarrgh]

Jumper too tight
Trainers to big
Dildo too wide

ffs

Did everyone else get a jumper as well?

 

[maccavennie]

Did everyone else get a jumper as well?

Got mum an ironing board
Stole 9 reindeers from the supermarket and gave one each to the kids
Bought myself a BMW MK1 (2 stripe trim of course)
Harpoon for my new girlfriend Brittnee

 

[Joey66]

Jumper too tight
Trainers to big
Dildo too wide

ffs

The bottom one is a soap on a rope mate lol or -

 

[COYBL25]

Apple flavoured JD...

Everything wrong with the world in a bottle.

I agree with you there mate.

 

[tommye]

New set of hair clippers
2 pairs jeans
2 t-shirts
Various smellies
Fancy new grinder
Assortment of socks

 

[COYBL25]

I can't do pics but one of my presies is a lovely, warm, fluffy, black, hooded sweatshirt.

I look like a fluffy goth.

Word of advice.

Stay clear of bus stops and fat, middle aged men in red sports cars, with cameras.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Navy blue dressing gown
Pair of jeans
£20
Assuming some kind of jumper from my nieces later.

That'll be all. Merry Christmas everybody.

 

[tommye]

I can't do pics but one of my presies is a lovely, warm, fluffy, black, hooded sweatshirt.

I look like a fluffy goth.

Did it come with a supply of patchouli oil?

 

[Joey66]

2 pair of slippers as my big toe is still a mess - one pair dont fit, going back to TK max ... Everton jumper another jumper, a pair of trousers & two Gin & Tonics made my day .....

 

[Joey66]

New set of hair clippers
2 pairs jeans
2 t-shirts
Various smellies
Fancy new grinder
Assortment of socks

Any metal gloves with that lol

 

[Eggs]

….same as last year & the year before.

 

[degsy]

 

[tommye]

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