Show us your fridge

[IrishBlue2022]

Need some foreplay before you show the full thing.

 

[Rita_Poon]

double fridge double freezer? We've gone up a league at least here folks...

 

[IrishBlue2022]

double fridge double freezer? We've gone up a league at least here folks...

Before i am called a Tory. I inherited this from the previous home owners.

 

[john jako]

Before i am called a Tory. I inherited this from the previous home owners.

Alright Boris no need for evidence, we believe you

 

[Rita_Poon]

Alright Boris no need for evidence, we believe you

Just wait till the Krug champagne and caviar gets aired...

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Alright Boris no need for evidence, we believe you

Now thats no way to seduce a potential fridge flasher.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Just wait till the Krug champagne and caviar gets aired...

No, no, no i don't have any of that. All gone after our brunch mimosas and cheeseboard.

 

[john jako]

The Mrs ordered a load of meat to be delivered from the butcher including a chicken. It arrived but on checking the chicken could see it was plucked but still had its legs and head on which I had to cut off after watching a YouTube vid. Was not nice. In fact was horrible

Spoiler: Dead creature

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Just been looking at this photo again. Did you paint its nails before putting the corpse in a bag?

 

[john jako]

Now thats no way to seduce a potential fridge flasher.

Your electricity bill must be a fortune powering that. Maybe need to buy your own nuclear reactor as might save some cash in the long run.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Just been looking at this photo again. Did you paint its nails before putting the corpse in a bag?

That’s what the YouTube video said to do. Felt a bit weird right enough when I was applying the mascara.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Your electricity bill must be a fortune powering that. Maybe need to buy your own nuclear reactor as might save some cash in the long run.

siphoned off the excess from rishi's pool heater...

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Big day tomorrow team. I want to see food stuffs decorated with make up please.

 

[Rita_Poon]

That’s what the YouTube video said to do. Felt a bit weird right enough when I was applying the mascara.

pun here and I can't hit it... damn

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Big day tomorrow team. I want to see food stuffs decorated with make up please.

How do you apply eye-liner to a carp? Can't seem to get it to apply evenly

 

[john jako]

How do you apply eye-liner to a carp? Can't seem to get it to apply evenly

Having a carp in the fridge is what I’m finding more strange than the eye liner.