Show us your fridge

[DualityNSNO]

Ffs.


Just, without really thinking what the hell I was doing, said to her 'look at this fridge'

Like I'd lit a fuse paper.

Off she went about 'oh god not a 'kin 4th day of fridges ffs. Is there genuinely something 'kin wrong with you?



Thanks again everyone lol

Honestly what I thought when I saw this thread bumped just now.

Never change, GOT x

 

[carlos21]

I've had three jars and I don't know who I want to fight first, you or your fridge.

Give me twenty minutes and we'll sort out a Morrisons to meet up in.

Hiya.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Hiya.

Hello mate, you well?

 

[tommye]

I've had three jars and I don't know who I want to fight first, you or your fridge.

Give me twenty minutes and we'll sort out a Morrisons to meet up in.

Don't mess with the fridge mate. It will have you butchered and packed away in minutes.
He'll be getting meal suggestions using your body parts before anyone knew you were dead.

 

[Rita_Poon]

The responses are varied depending on who asks the question, using voice recognition. If I ask for my calendar for the day, i get mine, If the missus asks. she gets her appointments.

What happens when it threatens to grass you up to the Dr via txt about you having that extra bottle of wine/bag of chocs/3rd serving of banofee pie? or even locks itself till youve burned another 500 calories off?

 

[carlos21]

Hello mate, you well?

Yes I am good today mate.

 

[the golden visionary]

Mate, it‘s made to go together.

They compliment each other perfectly.

Ham cheese and Branston pickle all day on tiger bread

 

[Nymzee]

The Father in Law brings the wife a fridge magnet every time he leaves the country, he travels a lot for his job.

I do this for me grandad

 

[Goat]

I do this for me grandad

The fella is 73 with a bad back and hes all over the world on a weekly basis, utter madman.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Well done. Only a good upstanding socialist fridge would have fridge magnets of Blackpool. Sleep easy comrade.

I was more concerned about the community service notice.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Bixby

Fellow Samsung enjoyer.

But honestly that's one expensive MF lol

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Don't mess with the fridge mate. It will have you butchered and packed away in minutes.
He'll be getting meal suggestions using your body parts before anyone knew you were dead.

I'll not be threatened by no fridge, I backed down once because of an angry swan on a canal towpath. I won't live with myself if I let fridges have the run of me too.

By the way, Mrs. BT thinks all this fridge chat is some kind of cottaging code. I told her "I wish" which is why I am in the pub. Probably find the locks have changed when I get home.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I'll not be threatened by no fridge, I backed down once because of an angry swan on a canal towpath. I won't live with myself if I let fridges have the run of me too.

By the way, Mrs. BT thinks all this fridge chat is some kind of cottaging code. I told her "I wish" which is why I am in the pub. Probably find the locks have changed when I get home.

Tell us the story then.

 

[Goat]

I was more concerned about the community service notice.

Im just waiting for @emir to notice that my kids went to a Catholic School!

 

[Rita_Poon]

Don't mess with the fridge mate. It will have you butchered and packed away in minutes.
He'll be getting meal suggestions using your body parts before anyone knew you were dead.

Consuming the evidence, they've gotten to you already....