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Bohemian Toffee said:
I'll not be threatened by no fridge, I backed down once because of an angry swan on a canal towpath. I won't live with myself if I let fridges have the run of me too.

By the way, Mrs. BT thinks all this fridge chat is some kind of cottaging code. I told her "I wish" which is why I am in the pub. Probably find the locks have changed when I get home.
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Get yourself a smart lock.
 

DualityNSNO said:
Tell us the story then.
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I used to walk part of the Regent Canal near Paddington as part of my lunch break. I couldn't stand eating in front of my computer, so I would take a stroll with the lunch break. I wouldn't eat at work.

So, a swan took a fancy to me, started to follow me. Then it would wait and ambush me by getting out from some foliage and going all wings and hissing at me.

After two weeks of this I decided the only thing to do was hide in my office. Then I met my future wife and emigrated.
 

Bohemian Toffee said:
I used to walk part of the Regent Canal near Paddington as part of my lunch break. I couldn't stand eating in front of my computer, so I would take a stroll with the lunch break. I wouldn't eat at work.

So, a swan took a fancy to me, started to follow me. Then it would wait and ambush me by getting out from some foliage and going all wings and hissing at me.
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Why didn't you just kick its head in?
 

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