jaycee
Player Valuation: £60m
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Shut up and take my money
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Not five quid, not four, not even three quid. I tell you what ladies and gentlemen, not even two quid. China's finest and a bargain at £1.81 for the pair :
We're excited you're back, darling!
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
That samurai unbrella is awesome.
Star Trek universal remote anyone?
http://www.firebox.com/product/6679...niversal-Remote-Control?via=hp&s=1x1&t=random
Or a Samurai umbrella?
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
och, you'd just get taken out by an Armed Response Unit if you ever left the house with it.
Hell, you're taking a risk leaving the house with a chair leg, or jumping the barriers on the London Underground these days...
you are very talented mate
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Ive not been in london for 5/6 years now...or Uk...no appetite to return either. Sounds like a bleak place these days and had gone downhill when i was there last...people so depressed and bored with their lives.
Yorkie
Player Valuation: £35m
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
Aye, it's pretty damn grim with the Tories in Charge, since the were stopped from hunting Foxes, they now dress up on Horseback and run their packs of Beagles through the City Centre at the weekend, tracking down and then tearing apart any Homeless or Poor people they can find.
The weekly televised executions are a bit rough but then if the Police mindscanners pick up on you thinking anything about opposing the Government then you pretty much deserve everything you get, its the killing of the rest of your family and direct neighbours I have a problem with, they've not even committed the Thought Crime
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Isn't Russel Brand going to change things with a revolution? Something like in V for Vendetta....?
That new labour leader is a funny creature isnt he...
That new labour leader is a funny creature isnt he...
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
Brand would be lucky to get near V for Vienetta being the middle classy mockney spunkmonkey he is.
Corbyn isn't actually that bad. He's actually a human being with principles which means the Tory Press will just keep slaughtering him over absolutely everything he does, no matter how much the rest of the country agree with him..
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
He looks like a history teacher mate...
Brand is a shocker...how hes famous and bangs so many girls i will never know.
Brand is a shocker...how hes famous and bangs so many girls i will never know.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
and? what have you got against History Teachers?
Most of te History Teachers I now would be better at running a country than the Carpetbagging Over-Privileged Scum who are pretending to run the country now while they come up with new ways to rob us blind.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/scrote-n-tote-the-satchel-of-life#/
PROJECT DESCRIPTION
The aim of this campaign is to solve one of humanity's most urgent and pressing problems: the complete lack of fully functional, realistic human scrotum apparel available in the world today.
Although the video may suggest otherwise, this is an actual and legitimate project.
The aim of this campaign is to produce sturdy, functional, durable, high quality and of course stylish Scrote'n'Tote backpacks to be made available to aesthetes all over the world.
The funding goal of $33,000 will cover the cost of producing the mold for the skin textured part of the bag, which is the biggest pre-production expense. The money also covers various smaller research costs including testing out different materials, different methods for attaching the skin part to the backpack part, producing various prototypes, quality tests, trying out different production facilities in different locations to see who can make the best product, etc.
The Scrote'n'Tote prototype you see in the images was produced by hand by special effects prosthetics artist C.J. Goldman and is too heavy and delicate to be used as a proper backpack, on top of costing almost $1000 to produce per bag, which is why we can't use that method or materials.
Once we've produced something functional and sturdy that looks as close to the original as possible, we'll sell the Scrote'n'Totes online for $120 USD each, plus shipping. However, everyone who donated $10 will be entitled to buy one for only $69 plus shipping, as well as getting the satisfaction of knowing that they helped bring the gift of scrotes into the world.
There's also the option to put the whole $69 down right away which saves you the extra $10.
RISKS AND CHALLENGES
The main challenge is to make sure the final product looks as close to the prototype as possible while being fully functional, spacious, lightweight, durable etc. There will be some experimentation with various materials, though by now we have a pretty good idea of which materials will be used and what the costs will be.
Thankfully, one of the partners in this endeavour actually runs a handbag manufacturing company so we have a very realistic understanding of the costs, work and processes involved, and thus these numbers are based on years of experience in the field of handbag and backpack production, not just random estimates, or second hand opinions.
PROJECT DESCRIPTION
The aim of this campaign is to solve one of humanity's most urgent and pressing problems: the complete lack of fully functional, realistic human scrotum apparel available in the world today.
Although the video may suggest otherwise, this is an actual and legitimate project.
The aim of this campaign is to produce sturdy, functional, durable, high quality and of course stylish Scrote'n'Tote backpacks to be made available to aesthetes all over the world.
The funding goal of $33,000 will cover the cost of producing the mold for the skin textured part of the bag, which is the biggest pre-production expense. The money also covers various smaller research costs including testing out different materials, different methods for attaching the skin part to the backpack part, producing various prototypes, quality tests, trying out different production facilities in different locations to see who can make the best product, etc.
The Scrote'n'Tote prototype you see in the images was produced by hand by special effects prosthetics artist C.J. Goldman and is too heavy and delicate to be used as a proper backpack, on top of costing almost $1000 to produce per bag, which is why we can't use that method or materials.
Once we've produced something functional and sturdy that looks as close to the original as possible, we'll sell the Scrote'n'Totes online for $120 USD each, plus shipping. However, everyone who donated $10 will be entitled to buy one for only $69 plus shipping, as well as getting the satisfaction of knowing that they helped bring the gift of scrotes into the world.
There's also the option to put the whole $69 down right away which saves you the extra $10.
RISKS AND CHALLENGES
The main challenge is to make sure the final product looks as close to the prototype as possible while being fully functional, spacious, lightweight, durable etc. There will be some experimentation with various materials, though by now we have a pretty good idea of which materials will be used and what the costs will be.
Thankfully, one of the partners in this endeavour actually runs a handbag manufacturing company so we have a very realistic understanding of the costs, work and processes involved, and thus these numbers are based on years of experience in the field of handbag and backpack production, not just random estimates, or second hand opinions.
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