Shut up and take my money

[SpurtingLesbian]

The Model AWK-105 Analog Voltmeter Clock, A Unique Device That Uses Two Analog Meters to Show the Time

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The Model AWK-105 Analog Voltmeter Clock by Awkward Engineer is a unique device that uses two analog meters to show the time in a stylish and retro way. The clock is available in industrial gray and olive drab colors.

Think of the Clock as replacing digital LCD’s with analog readouts. Instead of seeing 04:57, the hours meter will point almost to the 4 and the minutes meter will point to 57. Just like a clock rolls over at midnight and noon, the time meters rolls over zero.

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photos via Awkward Engineer

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

Bear Sleeping Bag Will Make Sure No One Disturbs Your Sleep

Japanese artist Eiko Ishizawa has created an awesome bear sleeping bag that will let you become the bear you always knew you were deep inside. She was inspired by Bruno the “problem bear” who wandered from the Italian Alps into Bavaria before being put down by officials who feared that he might present a danger to locals.

The luxurious and comfy bear sleeping bag can be made yours if you’ve got $2,350 USD lying around!

If you can’t BEAR others interrupting your sleep, this sleeping bag is what you need!

Ishizawa was inspired by a true story about Bruno the “problem bear” who wandered from the Italian Alps into Bavaria


(Image by Dre Ortiz)



Just let the bear “eat” you…




… and no one will bother you again!


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[SpurtingLesbian]

NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE SPOCK DYING OF RADIATION POISONING
IN A TREE ORNAMENT

Nerd memorabilia has become an industry in its own right, and nothing says “Merry Christmas” to a true Trekkie like a Spock Christmas tree ornament. But a new decoration from Hallmark may have taken things one step to far by memorialising Spock’s death by radiation poisoning into a battery-operated tree hanging.
For anyone in need of a refresher, one of the most recognisable moments in Star Trek history was the painful and all-too-logical death situation that Spock entered into willingly, in order to save the ship’s crew.
The scene takes place in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan, released in 1982 and starring William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy, both immediately recognisable in the ornament.
In his final attack, the evil Khan activates the Genesis Device, an apocalyptic technological development designed to create habitable worlds for colonisation, after the total destruction of whatever existed before it detonates. The Starship Enterprise’s warp drive had been damaged in earlier battles in the film, so Spock faced fatal levels of radiation in order to access and repair the drive.
After Spock’s efforts, the Enterprise was able to escape the range of Genesis’ explosion in the nick of time, but Captain Kirk discovers Spock injured and rapidly deteriorating from the intense radiation poisoning taking over his body.
Spock explains that his decisions were purely logical (of course), and that his own sacrifice was necessary in order to save the rest of the crew.
Somehow, Hallmark thought that was a cheery sentiment for a Christmas tree ornament.
So in addition to the depiction of Spock’s painful death by radiation poisoning, the ornament is also battery operated and plays a recording of Spock’s typically Vulcan, totally logical explanation of utilitarianism.
You can even order your Spock’s Death Christmas tree ornament directly from the Hallmark website for $US29.95 (about $AUS40).
It may be the world’s most depressing decoration, but a Trekkie’s gotta do what a Trekkie’s gotta do.

 

[Maxwell]

 

[verreauxi]

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[Tubey]

Star Trek universal remote anyone?

http://www.firebox.com/product/6679...niversal-Remote-Control?via=hp&s=1x1&t=random

Looks like a sex machine.

 

[Ihaters]

NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS LIKE SPOCK DYING OF RADIATION POISONING
IN A TREE ORNAMENT

Nerd memorabilia has become an industry in its own right, and nothing says “Merry Christmas” to a true Trekkie like a Spock Christmas tree ornament. But a new decoration from Hallmark may have taken things one step to far by memorialising Spock’s death by radiation poisoning into a battery-operated tree hanging.
For anyone in need of a refresher, one of the most recognisable moments in Star Trek history was the painful and all-too-logical death situation that Spock entered into willingly, in order to save the ship’s crew.
The scene takes place in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan, released in 1982 and starring William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy, both immediately recognisable in the ornament.
In his final attack, the evil Khan activates the Genesis Device, an apocalyptic technological development designed to create habitable worlds for colonisation, after the total destruction of whatever existed before it detonates. The Starship Enterprise’s warp drive had been damaged in earlier battles in the film, so Spock faced fatal levels of radiation in order to access and repair the drive.
After Spock’s efforts, the Enterprise was able to escape the range of Genesis’ explosion in the nick of time, but Captain Kirk discovers Spock injured and rapidly deteriorating from the intense radiation poisoning taking over his body.
Spock explains that his decisions were purely logical (of course), and that his own sacrifice was necessary in order to save the rest of the crew.
Somehow, Hallmark thought that was a cheery sentiment for a Christmas tree ornament.
So in addition to the depiction of Spock’s painful death by radiation poisoning, the ornament is also battery operated and plays a recording of Spock’s typically Vulcan, totally logical explanation of utilitarianism.
You can even order your Spock’s Death Christmas tree ornament directly from the Hallmark website for $US29.95 (about $AUS40).
It may be the world’s most depressing decoration, but a Trekkie’s gotta do what a Trekkie’s gotta do.

A fictitious, depressing and clearly made up story is used to portray a sort of man, giving up his life in a very painful and memorable way for the sake of all the humans around, only to be resurrected later with the humans doing exactly the same things.

Jesus/Spock.. same story.. coincidence? I don't know.. I do know I want one of these more than a cross though.

 

[strummer]

pleased to say I own a small piece of mount fuji lava from a trip to japan a few years ago

Is right pat.i brought a pebble back home from the great pyramid. I was shitting meself bringing it through egyptian customs

 

[Pat's Van]

Is right pat.i brought a pebble back home from the great pyramid. I was shitting meself bringing it through egyptian customs

er well actually mine was purchased legally from the Fuji visitors centre, whereas it sounds like you're just a thief, or a smuggler at best

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Bear Sleeping Bag Will Make Sure No One Disturbs Your Sleep

Japanese artist Eiko Ishizawa has created an awesome bear sleeping bag that will let you become the bear you always knew you were deep inside. She was inspired by Bruno the “problem bear” who wandered from the Italian Alps into Bavaria before being put down by officials who feared that he might present a danger to locals.

The luxurious and comfy bear sleeping bag can be made yours if you’ve got $2,350 USD lying around!

If you can’t BEAR others interrupting your sleep, this sleeping bag is what you need!

Ishizawa was inspired by a true story about Bruno the “problem bear” who wandered from the Italian Alps into Bavaria


(Image by Dre Ortiz)



Just let the bear “eat” you…




… and no one will bother you again!


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This is adorable. I need it.

 

[strummer]

er well actually mine was purchased legally from the Fuji visitors centre, whereas it sounds like you're just a thief, or a smuggler at best

I also had a bit of pyramid dust on me trabs after climbing up a couple of levels.i was fuming when the rain washed it off

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

SEXY PONY GIRLS, FOR ALL YOUR BDSM ROCKING HORSE NEEDS

In one of the more disturbing yet hilarious feats of crafty design I’ve seen, Peter Jakubik has redefined the term “pony play” with these bondage-inspired rocking horses. You have the option of making your own by downloading a DIY template from Etsy ($22.09), or purchasing one of many completed and painted models($1699.37), each with their own names, unique accessories and backstories. Yes, whether you prefer lace and ruffles, elaborate rope-play or a vinyl facemask, there is a pony girl for you.

Take for example the lovely Gisele, above:

The flexible body of Gisele the Balerina [sic] is firmly tied by a rope maze forming an improvised body harness. She combines her delight in rope tying with a passion for scenic dance. You can transform a classic performance by your bizarre game to a “bondage” Swan Lake.

I’m actually a bit partial to the unfinished wood grain, below. It has a certain… rustic ambiguity.

See more below for an idea of the “variety” that’s offered. Obviously this is all well and good, but I think he’s really limiting himself by sticking to the female form—a pony boywould sell much better, in my opinion. Maybe the purchaser is attracted to men or perhaps they like the idea of sadomasochistic kitsch, but don’t want the antifeminist stigma that might be associated with such a surreal knick-knack?

I say get on it, Jakubik! You’ll have them chomping at the bit!

“Fille de joie Jacqueline has penchant for burlesque. Her panties, stockings, long gloves and a corset must miss ruffles in any event. At first glance she coquettishly invites you to sit in the saddle and be gently lulled.”

“Despite the donkey ears on the harness, Vanda is not as adamant as you would expect from the way she looks. In its wavy-trimmed negligee and eared harness she keeps standing in her place, obediently waiting for the regular evening ride.”

“Xenia illustrates real girl next door without any sexual inhibitions. She hides her innocent little face under the hood joining her hair into a thick tail. Cuffs on hands and feet bond up her momentary daftness. It’s just up to you to unleash, and turn a canter to a rodeo.”

“Helga gives a clear indication that her haggard appearance of a little beast is really not for a romantic nature. Her semi-transparent lingerie and latex stockings are held in place by a similarly toned garter belt and tightly tied by a body harness. She will definitely stand out from your collection of toys.”​

 

[summerisle]

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lol poor Jane Austen

 

[Donald Twain]

SEXY PONY GIRLS, FOR ALL YOUR BDSM ROCKING HORSE NEEDS

In one of the more disturbing yet hilarious feats of crafty design I’ve seen, Peter Jakubik has redefined the term “pony play” with these bondage-inspired rocking horses. You have the option of making your own by downloading a DIY template from Etsy ($22.09), or purchasing one of many completed and painted models($1699.37), each with their own names, unique accessories and backstories. Yes, whether you prefer lace and ruffles, elaborate rope-play or a vinyl facemask, there is a pony girl for you.

Take for example the lovely Gisele, above:

The flexible body of Gisele the Balerina [sic] is firmly tied by a rope maze forming an improvised body harness. She combines her delight in rope tying with a passion for scenic dance. You can transform a classic performance by your bizarre game to a “bondage” Swan Lake.

I’m actually a bit partial to the unfinished wood grain, below. It has a certain… rustic ambiguity.

See more below for an idea of the “variety” that’s offered. Obviously this is all well and good, but I think he’s really limiting himself by sticking to the female form—a pony boywould sell much better, in my opinion. Maybe the purchaser is attracted to men or perhaps they like the idea of sadomasochistic kitsch, but don’t want the antifeminist stigma that might be associated with such a surreal knick-knack?

I say get on it, Jakubik! You’ll have them chomping at the bit!

“Fille de joie Jacqueline has penchant for burlesque. Her panties, stockings, long gloves and a corset must miss ruffles in any event. At first glance she coquettishly invites you to sit in the saddle and be gently lulled.”

“Despite the donkey ears on the harness, Vanda is not as adamant as you would expect from the way she looks. In its wavy-trimmed negligee and eared harness she keeps standing in her place, obediently waiting for the regular evening ride.”

“Xenia illustrates real girl next door without any sexual inhibitions. She hides her innocent little face under the hood joining her hair into a thick tail. Cuffs on hands and feet bond up her momentary daftness. It’s just up to you to unleash, and turn a canter to a rodeo.”

“Helga gives a clear indication that her haggard appearance of a little beast is really not for a romantic nature. Her semi-transparent lingerie and latex stockings are held in place by a similarly toned garter belt and tightly tied by a body harness. She will definitely stand out from your collection of toys.”​

Lovely. I want one.

 

[summerisle]