Silly Season January 2014

[lmurkder]

Imagine lads. Bobby just gets us all out the blue with some boss transfer. IMAGINE.

It could happen.

He's a canny one. Don't expect him to spend big.

I expect him to spend smart.

 

[lmurkder]

Can you imagine it it's half ten tomorrow night breaking story on sky sports news .... Going to goodison park where we believe everton have had a bid accepted for ???????????

He knows there would be murder.

So won't happen. Doesn't need to.

The accounts are clear enough on that.

 

[collie]

Barkleys going nowhere !!

 

[Goat]

And it begins :

First comes the worry about new signings
Then comes the worry about losing "insert Star Player"
Add a takeover rumour
Then promises of untold riches in the Summer
Cook in the oven on gas mark 6 for 24hours
And bingo

The Everton transfer deadline day.

 

[Julio Ananas]

Can you imagine it it's half ten tomorrow night breaking story on sky sports news .... Going to goodison park where we believe everton have had a bid accepted for ???????????

...HOT WOK.

 

[steken1]

It'll be mad not being linked to every jock CB in world football

 

[Baines' left foot]

He's not sound, he's ruined. He has to use a special pillow to stop his hamstrings exploding and he can't drive big cars for the same reason.

Does he seriously have to do that?

Over to you Roberto...

What on earth does all that mean? I feel like a dyslexic person looking at that.

 

[steken1]

Vinny o'connor goes my gym. he's at anfield tomorrow

 

[Brennan]

Does he seriously have to do that?



What on earth does all that mean? I feel like a dyslexic person looking at that.

It's Alan Myers telling a fan Martinez has money to spend.

‘You have to rule everything out. I have changed my pillow and other silly stuff, but that’s part and parcel of being a footballer,’ said Rodwell.

‘I changed my car completely – I was in a sports car and changed to a Jeep which is more stable for the back and doesn’t put too much stress on it.

‘I am also about 10 minutes drive from training now so I don’t spend a lot of time in the car. I used to feel a little bit stiff. I moved so I don’t have to drive for too long to get there in the morning.

And some people want him back. ffs.

 

[quasi modo]

Vinny o'connor goes my gym. he's at anfield tomorrow

That can't be true, Vinny O'connor certainly doesn't use a gym.

 

[Baines' left foot]

It's Alan Myers telling a fan Martinez has money to spend.



And some people want him back. ffs.

Yeah I made sense of it eventually. I don't use Twitter at all.

Well that's good news, at least.

God, I feel a bit sorry for him. £12m, though...

 

[steken1]

That can't be true, Vinny O'connor certainly doesn't use a gym.

he does now! sound fella btw

 

[Librarian]

Vinny o'connor goes my gym. he's at anfield tomorrow

He might pop across and get some live footage of the summer war chest getting delivered, I'll bet it's mahogany

 

[flibbyflob]

I can't wait until this "war chest" gets spent in the summer, it's going to be amazing.


.....In the real world who does everyone think we will sell this summer to fund our spending?

The curly wurlys will be out of date by the summer so Bill won't have to fork out.

 

[steken1]

He might pop across and get some live footage of the summer war chest getting delivered, I'll bet it's mahogany

Not sure you'd get a flatbed lorry up Goodison Rd mate. It'll probably come in via chinook.