Desperate times calls for desperate measures, so I re-wrote a song for us all to enjoy:
Melody: David Bowie - Space Oddity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcyuKUtgyZ8
Lyrics: Netromelo (Copyright 2014)
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GrandOldTeam to Everton
GrandOldTeam to Everton
Get your warchest out and spend now, Everton
GrandOldTeam to Everton
Commencing meltdown
Is it on?
Check the servers,
And may Bill's love be with you
This is GrandOldTeam to Everton
You know it's Deadline Daaaay?
'Cos in the papers it's all looking very graaaay
Now it's time to sign a player, Martineeeez
This is Everton to GrandOldTeam
We've spent it all on loaaaans
And the cash from Marouane, that's all but gone
'Cos the other operating costs, we paaaaid
If weeee do not have a good backup plan
Come the summer time
GrandOldTeam will fume
And there's nothing I can doooo
[...Can't be bothered to do this verse...]
GrandOldTeam to Everton
We're signing none, there's something wrong
Can you hear me Everton?
Can you hear me Everton?
Can you hear me Everton?
Can you...
If weeee don't have a great backup plan
Come the summertime
GrandOldTeam will fume
And there's nothing I can doooo