Simple Pleasures

[larbert toffee]

Has anyone mentioned scratching your bumhole yet?

Scratch your own.

 

[Woolly Blue]

If I finish one I leave the paper open at my workstation just so all can see

Back in the days when I used to commute by train, I occasionally picked up a left-behind broadsheet, turned to the cryptic page, got a pen out and pretended to struggle with it while mumbling vaguely relevant words to myself.

Then I'd fill in random words, some of them rude, some of them made up and just before my stop, smile and nod and put the paper down.

 

[Super Kevin sheedy]

An Everton win tomorrow, 1-0 will do.

 

[summerisle]

 

[bullybeef]

When your finger accidentally goes through the toilet roll and shoots right up the poo pipe.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Scratch your own.

Why does yer bum get itchy?

Philosophers have ended theirselves pursuing this knotty question.

 

[summerisle]

To see if I can figure out the denouement in the first five minutes of Call the Midwife.

 

[roydo]

To see if I can figure out the denouement in the first five minutes of Call the Midwife.

I love that programme. We will watch it at 9 with a boss curry.

 

[summerisle]

I love that programme. We will watch it at 9 with a boss curry.

Can already sense the ending.

 

[roydo]

Can already sense the ending.

Dont spoil it please!

 

[summerisle]

Dont spoil it please!

I'll give you a hint : midwives.

 

[roydo]

I'll give you a hint : midwives.

Sake. Weekend ruined.

Banned.

 

[stony]

When your finger accidentally goes through the toilet roll and shoots right up the poo pipe.

Your nails are probably too long.

 

[Caolam]

Fried cheese

 

[summerisle]

Women's laughter.