Sleeve tattoos

[LocalNative]

Sleeve tattoo bingo, anyone?

All sleeve tattoos have at least one of the following:-

- Clock face
- Compass
- Rose
- Roman numerals
- Playing cards
- Some weird cloud formation
- Their kids names (Mikaehlah etc.)
- Only god can judge me quote

That’s a full house right there. If you find any with two or more then you also get a prize.

Spider web is the new classic

 

[Tommy Chong]

Just a side note as well: If you’re not an indigenous person from one of the Polynesian islands like Fiji, Tonga, or Western Samoa… Or if you’re not a fully blooded Māori from New Zealand:

Getting a sleeve of tribal tattoos just because it looks ‘Gnarly bra!’ without knowing what the meaning behind them is, well, sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but you look like a grade A tool, a knob of the highest calibre, the absolute epitome of douche bag-iness!

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

I’ve noticed these have increased amongst young British males over the past few years. What do you all think of them?

Hate them! About as original as hair.
I’ve begged my son not to get tats “be unique by not getting them”

Edit, I have some crap ones school but they don’t count

 

[Tommy Chong]

Sleeve tattoo bingo, anyone?

All sleeve tattoos have at least one of the following:-

- Clock face
- Compass
- Rose
- Roman numerals
- Playing cards
- Some weird cloud formation
- Their kids names (Mikaehlah etc.)
- Only god can judge me quote

That’s a full house right there. If you find any with two or more then you also get a prize.

Hate them! About as original as hair.
I’ve begged my son not to get tats “be unique by not getting them”

Edit, I have some crap ones school but they don’t count

Yip... No originality I'm afraid.

I have noticed that certain people cover themselves in ink only because they are trying to conceal the fact that they have very little to no personality at all, like they're doing it just for the attention, so that people can look at them.

I'm not saying that all tattoo enthusiasts are cut from that cloth... Just a certain few.

Now if I were to get inked, it wouldn't be a sleeve, it would be my whole back, like a giant canvas.


And it would be a monolithic 'Where's Wally?' puzzle masterpiece! The type that would take hours, perhaps days to find him...
Now how's that for originality?!

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Yip... No originality I'm afraid.

I have noticed that certain people cover themselves in ink only because they are trying to conceal the fact that they have very little to no personality at all, like they're doing it just for the attention, so that people can look at them.

I'm not saying that all tattoo enthusiasts are cut from that cloth... Just a certain few.

Now if I were to get inked, it wouldn't be a sleeve, it would be my whole back, like a giant canvas.


And it would be a monolithic 'Where's Wally?' puzzle masterpiece! The type that would take hours, perhaps days to find him...
Now how's that for originality?!

Totally agree. These people then end up wearing short sleeved tops all winter so we can see their “identity” every day


Remember people, you are still the person you were before the tats

 

[chicoazul]

This thread turned into the needless kicking I hoped it would. Well played all.

 

[COYBL25]

I think Dave has taken his latest one, a little bit too far.

 

[Bedfordblue]

I’ve noticed these have increased amongst young British males over the past few years. What do you all think of them?

And females you sexist…… barely a month after international woman’s day to ffs.

Oh and they are for scruffs and lesbians.

 

[Tommy Chong]

And be careful. Sometimes what was once thought to be a fantastic idea, ends up backfiring...


...Literally up the arse!

 

[slipstream86]

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Get a bad boy like one of these! Extra points for the FSW popping his head out in the backround.

That's the ex cricketer Nasser Hussain isn't it?

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

If you had to get a tattoo of a player who would you get?
Mine would be of DCL in a wheelchair wearing a lovely suit, waving loads of cash with a massive smile on his face.
Underneath it says ‘sniff it floppy fathers!’ in Arabic text.

I’d have Gbamin diving into a pile of cash, Scrooge McDuck style, while some NHS nurses watched on with their bowls held out like Oliver Twist.

 

[cronullasharks]

Sleeve tattoos with those flat brim caps = bellend.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Sleeve tattoos with those flat brim caps = bellend.

Muppets who wear these just need to accept they're going bald and deal with it. Weapons.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Sleeve tattoos with those flat brim caps = bellend.

I can do you one worse...

Hipsters with full sleeve tattoos.

So in addition to that, throw in skinny jeans with suspenders, vintage 50's Buddy Holly style glasses frames, a fedora, a beard grown 'ironically' and a man bun...

Something like:

Literally a walking circus freak show.

 

[slipstream86]

a beard grown 'ironically'

lol That is spot on