Unless you get a tattoo that genuinely represents who you are?Each to there own, But comfortably happy to say that I am completely Tattoo-less.....
Altough its not gonna happen, if I did get a Tattoo, there is only 1 option I would go for and that is 'Matey out of Prison Break' I'd go full on that body tattoo.
If you had to get a tattoo of a player who would you get?
Mine would be of DCL in a wheelchair wearing a lovely suit, waving loads of cash with a massive smile on his face.
Underneath it says ‘sniff it floppy fathers!’ in Arabic text.
I actually put some thought into answering your question while trying to think what an Everton version of the tattoo that I posted the other day would look like.View attachment 209469
Get a bad boy like one of these! Extra points for the FSW popping his head out in the backround.![]()
I have one tattoo on my arm but not a sleeve. It’s the only tattoo I have. Don’t really have an issue with sleeve tattoos as long as they aren’t just generic rubbish.
An utter cockheadI can do you one worse...
Hipsters with full sleeve tattoos.
So in addition to that, throw in skinny jeans with suspenders, vintage 50's Buddy Holly style glasses frames, a fedora, a beard grown 'ironically' and a man bun...
Something like:
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Literally a walking circus freak show.
And that would be about the nicest thing you could say about a tosser like that.An utter cockhead
When I was much younger I really wanted to be inked up all the way. I thought tat's were the tits!Don’t like them personally. Don’t think anyone has ever improved their appearance with one, but I would never judge someone based on whether or not they choose to wear a visible tattoo.
The reality is though, that society will judge. Our perverse obsession with social class in the UK will have tattoo wearers labelled as chavvy.
Try convincing that Telegraph reading 60 year old white guy in a tweed suit on the interview panel looking down his nose at you, that you’ll be a good fit for the company when your neck and hands are covered in tatts? It’s not fair, but sadly the way of the world. I’d rather have the best opportunities to provide for my family, than the best opportunities look cool around my mates or on instagram.
Yeah, it's not like buying clobber that you look a tit I'm but can ultimately recycle.When I was much younger I really wanted to be inked up all the way. I thought tat's were the tits!
But I was full time at varsity and had no income, so couldn't do it.
Finished varsity and started working my way up the metaphorical corporate ladder. By the time I had reached a position where I was making a decent living I realized that I had outgrown that young boy, both mentally and emotionally. And the thought of covering myself with tat's now is just idiotic.
All the 'Only xyz Can Judge Me' tattoos are the clear sign of a selfish self regarding cockwomble. They act like bellends and hide their culpability behind a muddled pseudo-religious self elevation where rules don't apply to them because only a conveniently impossible to hear being can judge them.Where do you rate neck tatts compared to sleeves on the WOOL index?
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That Mudryk fella who plays for Chelsea has a belter there. The font he's chosen is so unfortunate... What is it? a Christian only fans?
The best ones are when they have their own name down their forearm.