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Something you've done that not many people have done

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Professor Toffee said:
you were living with 3 very stupid girls clearly
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I didn't live with them, just slept with them. They were pretty bright girls hence it only lasting a couple of weeks before three became two and finally two became one.

They weren't the Spice Girls before anyone asks.

ste d' indica said:
I got done for speeding in Cuba, they do like waving their guns around don't they?
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I always think it gives you a bit more edge when it's a policeman in a Lada after you.

Gwlacticos said:
Are there any fat Swedish birds?. Yes there are. I managed to find and shag one in Benidorm.
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A place I drink often has a Swedish girl in there and she's not a wee one.
 
I dj'ed rooneys birthday once in the place, owned by the wool aldo.
the entire Everton squad was there, they'd been the races or something and went back there were i was the resident. It was a bit meh, played the same tunes so many times they might aswell have banged a society cd on
 

in New York in Harlem , asked a copper who theses fellas were, there was a massive parade of dancing and music groups , going on and standing at the side were all these smartly dressed black guys in formation, the copper all 7ft plus o f black muscle just looked at me like i was a piece of [Poor language removed], then just as they are about to set off, he calls me out right in front of them, stops them dead in there tracks, and says there you go sir, that's who those guys are, yes you guess it the nation of Islam on the banner and all looking at me through there sun classes.
the soft things you do i just gave them the thumbs and tipped my hat to them and walked of to the side to let them pass,
 
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When my missus waters broke in January 2005 I made an ill advised joke to the midwife about it being a bit like the Tsunami that had happened a few weeks earlier. I think they were on the verge of asking me not to be present at the birth of my first child.

Not sure that really fits the thread title, don't know how many people compare child birth to a Tsunami.
 
Shat myself on a booze cruise in Magaluf, luckily it was during the bit where the boat stops off for everyone to dive in the water for a bottle of lambrini. There was no bog roll on said boat, so I dived in the water, swam away then took my shorts off 'cleaned' them and my arse and legs before getting back on board to carry on drinking.

I then had to go back to the apartment after the cruise cos I was too smashed to stay out, lost my key so went asleep in the room opposite where some birds lived we had been talking to the day previously, then got kicked out of their room for shitting in one of the girls beds while I was sleeping off the dodgy Sangria I had been drinking all day.

Oh to be 20 again.
 

Bungle said:
When my missus waters broke in January 2005 I made an ill advised joke to the midwife about it being a bit like the Tsunami that had happened a few weeks earlier. I think they were on the verge of asking me not to be present at the birth of my first child.

Not sure that really fits the thread title, don't know how many people compare child birth to a Tsunami.
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When my first was born I asked if I could have him adopted if he came out with red hair ( I'm a ginger ) - I was asked to leave .
 

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