Something you've done that not many people have done

[Professor Toffee]

Anyone else ever take a s*it off a moving motorbike?

 

[PITA]

Battered a policeman with his own helmet!

Are you B-Rod?

 

[Yorkie]

I once did a piss that lasted over a minute.

My dad takes a whole minute just to start pissing, though I think that's an age thing more than a point of pride

 

[tim gabbott]

im still trying to work out pixtures

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Did beak in the bogs of Earl St John nightclub in town with Barry and Terry off Brookside.

Played footy with Barry and went to school with Terry

 

[summerisle]

I had a conversation about tomatoes with a real-life Nazi once (Rudolph Hess not EFCNik)

Pure bred tomatoes ?

 

[Eggs]

Played footy with Barry and went to school with Terry

.....think that's Brian Reagan, very decent goalkeeper as I remember. Had his troubles of late.

 

[Yorkie]

I did one of them too. Now, however, they're commonplace, and often last longer, dribbling on long after I've stopped.

Puts it all into pisspective.

Ever had that when wearing khaki chinos? Nightmare

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Pure bred tomatoes ?

Aryan Tomatoes

 

[Larry]

Just recently I poo'd in a bag in the corner of the room

 

[verreauxi]

I've slept in the Duke of Edinburgh's bed while he was not there.
I've licked a painting by Andy Warhol that now hangs in the Smithsonian.
I've eaten live tiny baby armadillos in the Amazon basin.
I've had intercourse with every single GOT member's mother on more than a few occasions.

 

[The Cowboy]

I did a poo into a canal, off the edge of the towpath. No idea why.

 

[COYBL25]

.....think that's Brian Reagan, very decent goalkeeper as I remember. Had his troubles of late.

Yeah, been in jail a while . Developed a serious beak habit that led down to some bad bad stuff.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

was in the courtyard creams 5th birthday with oakenfold making the place go nuts.

 

[chrismpw]

When my first was born I asked if I could have him adopted if he came out with red hair ( I'm a ginger ) - I was asked to leave .

In my experience most wimmins have no sense of humour. I'm sure even Nobel Laureates will agree with me.