Something you've done that not many people have done

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Been to Australia for a day and a half of work. 28 hrs flying each way.

Survived 4 'Mexican Arsehole' shots in Johannesburg after a long night of alcohol in a place where the doormen were 6'5" Congolese mercenaries with AK47's.

For anyone who knows their cars ( which I clearly don't)....bought a diesel Porsche and get mocked mercilessly because it has no growl, and being diesel is therefore a 'faux' Porsche. These car freaks get so touchy ffs.

Pulled a chair from under a disabled woman in front of a crowd of around 300....of course not realising she was disabled. My competitive edge came to the fore in a stupid challenge during some evening entertainment and it got down to the final two...me and said woman. I hadn't realised she was meant to win and hadn't really being vacating the chair in the musical chairs type game. I thought, in a blurry alcoholic haze, that the crowd were cheering me on.
The scowls for the rest of the holiday weren't too healthy!
 
Been to Australia for a day and a half of work. 28 hrs flying each way.

Survived 4 'Mexican Arsehole' shots in Johannesburg after a long night of alcohol in a place where the doormen were 6'5" Congolese mercenaries with AK47's.

For anyone who knows their cars ( which I clearly don't)....bought a diesel Porsche and get mocked mercilessly because it has no growl, and being diesel is therefore a 'faux' Porsche. These car freaks get so touchy ffs.

Pulled a chair from under a disabled woman in front of a crowd of around 300....of course not realising she was disabled. My competitive edge came to the fore in a stupid challenge during some evening entertainment and it got down to the final two...me and said woman. I hadn't realised she was meant to win and hadn't really being vacating the chair in the musical chairs type game. I thought, in a blurry alcoholic haze, that the crowd were cheering me on.
The scowls for the rest of the holiday weren't too healthy!


i hope you won.. winning is everything tony..
 

i hope you won.. winning is everything tony..
Ha ha ...I did, and was perplexed when I went back to the family and friends I was with and they didn't seem quite as pleased as me....never lived it down to be honest...but I did win a cheap bottle of plonk for my troubles so it wasn't all bad.
 
Ha ha ...I did, and was perplexed when I went back to the family and friends I was with and they didn't seem quite as pleased as me....never lived it down to be honest...but I did win a cheap bottle of plonk for my troubles so it wasn't all bad.
Fk em. You play the game, you play to win. Don't see why you should play nicey nicey. If she's in the game, she's gotta be prepared to be taken down yo.
 
A few good / proud ones....
- Driven round Silverstone
- "Flown" a 737....before the 9/11 days, went in the cockpit as a kid, about 11years old maybe, and the pilot let me change course few times.
- Kayaked Grade 4+ whitewater in the French alps.


1 shameful one.....Had a sh*t in the back up a large chromed up, over-compensating, pick-up truck that kept parking really inconsiderately on my terraced street. He'd been asked politely plenty of times.
 

Stayed in the same hotel in Northumbria as the England team, when they played Ukraine in 2003 at the Stadium of Light.

I had no idea that they were there until Paul Scholes, Gary Neville and David Beckham walked in and went on the machines next to mine in the gym. In the meantime my missus was in the pool upstairs where Jamie Carragher was trying it on with her ( she had no idea who he was ).

After not speaking to them in the gym, went and met my misuss who informed me that some " thick lad from Liverpool with bad teeth " had been trying it on with her .
 
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