Song lyrics that do your head in

[magicjuan]

Pretty much the whole of Heaven 17's Come Live With Me. ' I was 37 you were 17......kiss the boys goodbye, come Live with me.' for example.

...described the song as "a fine idea (as usual) but one that gets lost entirely with some incredibly clumsy phrasing and unnecessary frippery

Frippery is one of my favourite words, but not really in this context

 

[magicjuan]

Anything that starts 'I said maybe...'.
Thump!

 

[Rich1878]

Just sold my car, to we buy any car.
And the stupid cockbrained dance they do whilst singing it

Absolutely detest those adverts!

 

[bluerobert]

I’m sensing a lot of hate toward Oasis in this thread. Perhaps people scorned by not getting tickets?

I have a musical confession to make. In the 90’s I was very much a R&B fan over Brit Pop though I did have a bit of a soft spot for Ocean Colour Scene.

In honour of 90’s songs that fit the theme of this thread

Next ft Naughty by Nature, Butta Love.

“Girl, you got perfect skin tone
Toes done with no ingrowns
You're the bomb really
Ohh, your sexiness kills me”

What class of absolute ferret is he used to that he’s made up she has no ingrown toenails?

 

[Andy McGurk]

Styles, steelos, we bring many kilos
So you could pick yours, from the various
Ambitious, nutritious, delicious, delirious
Or vicious, just tell us
We deliver anythin' from acappella's to propellers
Suckers get jealous
But they're soft like marshmallows
You know they can't handle us
Like Debbie does Dallas
Yeah, we come scandalous so who the f***
Is Alice, is she from Buckingham Palace?