Song lyrics that do your head in

[tommye]

The mama pajama rolled out of bed
And she ran to the police station
When the papa found out he began to shout
And he started the investigation
It's against the law
It was against the law
What the mama saw
It was against the law
The mama looked down and spit on the ground
Every time my name gets mentioned
The papa said, "Oy, if I get that boy
I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention"
Well I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona
Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Whoa, in a couple of days they come and take me away
But the press let the story leak
And when the radical priest
Come to get me released
We was all on the cover of Newsweek
And I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Goodbye to Rosie, the queen of Corona
Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard
Seein' me and Julio
Down by the schoolyard


Seems to be loads of noncey songs out there

 

[Connor mcloud]

This threads took a turn that wasn't intended i think,
Its now who can find the nonciest lyric.

 

[bluerobert]

This threads took a turn that wasn't intended i think,
Its now who can find the nonciest lyric.

 

[Kurt.]

This threads took a turn that wasn't intended i think,
Its now who can find the nonciest lyric.

Baby love

Sketchy that

 

[trueblue84]

I'm on fire by Bruce Springsteen. Tell me these aren't the words of a nonce:

Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire
Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire

Tell me now, baby, is he good to you
And can he do to you the things that I do?
Oh no, I can take you higher
Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull
And cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull

At night, I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
And a freight train running through the middle of my head
Only you can cool my desire
Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire

Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire
Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire

 

[Rita_Poon]

I like to dream, yes, yes
Right between the sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near
To the stars away from here
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me, little girl
On a magic carpet ride

Think there could do with an amnesty on 'little girl' as a fitting part of the construct.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Similarly, are we human or we dancer.

Koff right off.

terrible lyrics

 

[Jebus_lives]

Someone left my cake out in the rain
And I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it

 

[Jebus_lives]

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.

Topical.

 

[Rita_Poon]

never get that recipe again?

 

[bluerobert]

Not quite the same more in the misunderstood realm of lyrics but my sister used to think that Paul You gs Every time you go away said “Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you”

 

[Kurt.]

never get that recipe again?

Who on earth leaves cake out in the rain ?

 

[PhilEFC]

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.

Topical.

Most of their lyrics are anything that rhymes.

I’m sure they used some off Sesame Street.

 

[Barnfred 55]

I honestly couldn't single out the worst lines in this so you're getting the whole song. Soz.

 

[Street end man]

Just sold my car, to we buy any car.
And the stupid cockbrained dance they do whilst singing it