deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Southampton needed to launch their season sometime and who better/easier to aid them in that quest than Everton. When I first woke and looked at results overnight, I was very pleased to see the All Blacks defeated England. That good feeling was quickly dispelled by a glance at EPL results: Everton, party-pooping as usual. Another dog-fight for survival lies ahead and I'm thinking 'what's the most "Everton, that" thing that can occur ahead of our move to BMD?'. Everton's capacity to disappoint is unbounded and I fear the stars are aligning into a most malagrugous constellation.