Match Thread Southampton v Everton. 15th Aug at 12.45.

[Blue Cheese]

crapping ourselves over the mighty Southampton, what on earth have we resorted to being.

 

[peteblue]

That's more like it Chico, a bit of edge and snarl..........anyway we'll batter these 2-1

 

[chicoazul]

crapping ourselves over the mighty Southampton, what on earth have we resorted to being.

Southampton are insufferable rats. The club reek of small time behaviour. They're a microcosm of everything that is wrong with modern football in England.

For that reason alone we should sneer at them and ruin their day. The cringey mutant cockstashes.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Optimistic about this one. Last season Everton began by conceding late to draw. Last week they scored late to draw. Everton is on the up and up!

Toffs 3-2 Scruffs

Ronald Koemen has a big head

 

[deipnosophist]

Southampton are insufferable rats. The club reek of small time behaviour. They're a microcosm of everything that is wrong with modern football in England.

For that reason alone we should sneer at them and ruin their day. The cringey mutant cockstashes.

you must stop sugar- coating your feelings toward other teams lol

 

[chicoazul]

Ronald Koeman's face looks like he's just done a headstand in nettles.

 

[deipnosophist]

Ronald Koeman's face looks like he's just done a headstand in nettles.

lol lol

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Face Looks like he took a chocolate bath yesterday, ate some fish'n'chips with a deep fried mars bar, spent 2 hours in the bathroom mirror squeezing every pore and then applied acne cream with a roller. Finally someone asked him if he was worried about signing Van Dyke and the potential Fume-con 4 on GOT when they snapped this picture.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Or is he still pissed that Captain Kirk beat him to the role of 'Big Giant Head' on Third Rock in the 90's?

 

[granter79]

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Face Looks like he took a chocolate bath yesterday, ate some fish'n'chips with a deep fried mars bar, spent 2 hours in the bathroom mirror squeezing every pore and then applied acne cream with a roller. Finally someone asked him if he was worried about signing Van Dyke and the potential Fume-con 4 on GOT when they snapped this picture.

Head was on fire and someone put it out with a pickaxe

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

 

[ianefc]

I think we can win this, they've lost Scniederlin and Clyne, Frazer Forster and Classie are injured along with Caulker. My biggest worry is Long, he's an absolute pest against us, all the way back to when Reading knocked us out of the Cup

 

[ijjysmith]

I think we can win this, they've lost Scniederlin and Clyne, Frazer Forster and Classie are injured along with Caulker. My biggest worry is Long, he's an absolute pest against us, all the way back to when Reading knocked us out of the Cup

Clasie played for their u21s this week.

Remember last season when they played about 5 youth players and made us look like utter divs?

We're losing mate. About 3 or more zip.

 

[Moomin]

I think there might be a bidding war for @Moomin's services between the Stoke Forum and the West Ham Forum.

I don't think his head is in it at the moment. perhaps needs a few days to sort himself out..

Knees up mother brown keep hassling me.

I'm loyal though, even the Olympic stadium cant sway me.

Stoke are bad mutants with a warehouse monopoly of inbred families.

 

[marnie]

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Face Looks like he took a chocolate bath yesterday, ate some fish'n'chips with a deep fried mars bar, spent 2 hours in the bathroom mirror squeezing every pore and then applied acne cream with a roller. Finally someone asked him if he was worried about signing Van Dyke and the potential Fume-con 4 on GOT when they snapped this picture.

It's like Sammy Lee,Steve McLaren and Koeman........ all had the same Mam but different Dads !!!!!