St George’s Day

[Kurt.]

#teamDragon

 

[NeilMorepies]

I know St George is from Turkey and all that, but do you think the reason he is so popular in England down to the fact it gives us an annual celebration of the complete subjugation of the Welsh?

 

[Brendan Janus]

St Georges Day, utter rubbish !!

 

[chicoazul]

@davek

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Like any self-respecting Englishman I’m going to go about my business like any other day, completely ignoring the occasion, then I’m gonna cryarse every time another country celebrates their designated Saint/Independence Day as if I’ve been dealt some massive injustice by the stealthy wokes.

 

[NeilMorepies]

St Georges Day, utter rubbish !!

You are probably just not doing it right.

Have you tried drinking a lot more, shaving your head, and facial/neck tattoos?

 

[Brendan Janus]

You are probably just not doing it right.

Have you tried drinking a lot more, stripping off and facial/neck tattoos?

I tried slaying dragons, but couldn't find any, so wrote it off, but then realised they don't exist !!

 

[NeilMorepies]

I tried slaying dragons, but couldn't find any, so wrote it off, but then realised they don't exist !!

Only because St George did such a thorough job.
I’m sure he would say that you are welcome.

 

[Brendan Janus]

St George was in his local boozer, a fella shouted, George there's a dragon outside, George said, let me finish me pint first !!

 

[Thomasc]

Someone just PMd me (thanks for reaching out and I shall guard your privacy) saying “if England is so good then why does all its neighbours dislike the English. Wales, Scotland, Ireland and France can’t be wrong. Maybe they should be more humble, sincere and nicer? And stop thinking they’re an important empire when they’re just America’s bish. One backwards land full of self important entitled joyless fat crap tattooed Brexit lizards. The Soviets won the war lads.”

And I though were that’s a harsh view of the English so I didn’t respond to the PM. Happy St George’s Day lads.

I shall be stealing several parts of this for my forthcoming online exchanges over the next few days.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I think the wokes and lefters should take more joy in flags and chainmail. Enjoy the simple things in life.

 

[NeilMorepies]

St George was in his local boozer, a fella shouted, George there's a dragon outside, George said, let me finish me pint first !!

Clint Eastwood would do exactly the same thing mate.
Priorities innit.

 

[davek]

St George's Day. It's basically a free hit to tell black and Asian Britons they don't belong. Just like following England during a tournament and streets festooned with St Georges flags that silently scream 'send them back'.

Just one citizen's opinion like.

 

[Kurt.]

St George's Day. It's basically a free hit to tell black and Asian Britons they don't belong. Just like following England during a tournament and streets festooned with St Georges flags that silently scream 'send them back'.

Just one citizen's opinion like.

Poetry


@chicoazul

 

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