deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Capt Jags is very easy on the eye looks-wise but watching him trying to play togger is not a pretty sight. Can't Blue Bill find a leading role for him in some stage-play in the West End? Bainesy with his hipsterishness should join up with Franz Ferdinand or Arctic Monkeys or suchlike. Snail Keane and chicken Schnitzel?...both need rendering into soap.